[thememedaddy]

[iskwekan]

love love LOVE bisexual women who read as lesbians at first blush to most people they meet, both straight and gay. love when a woman dates or fucks a man and people are perplexed because of his gender, not because he’s mid. peace and love on planet earth

[achillesinhighheels]

[skaterlady]

just received a political spam text that begins "goodbye forever (big problem)"

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wearepaladin]

[windsroad]

Just finished a cross stitch of this!

[skaterlady]

love it when "my title gives me authority" people attempt to instruct "figure shit out" people on how to do their jobs. babey, I have jury-rigged solutions to problems you've never even DREAMT of

[just-illegal]

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[sandmandaddy69]

[utopians]

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties” “and my sixties”

[dreadwedge]

for sale. shoes baby. yuppp the baby is made of shoes. dont want it. it is not right. babies are not supposed to be composed of that

[stagbeetleboy]

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

[carolxdanvers]

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

[dogpuppy]