Noodle up you unfunny fucks

I'm Sydney. 30. Pansexual Pastry Chef. I like dead things in jars, feminism, and daydreaming about the end of the world.

[the-quasar-hero]

You’re in her dms, I’m in those cryptic, prophetic dreams she keeps having. We’re not the same

[snizabelle]

[snuv]

@celestiadarknessdementiaravenway

[fellshish]

Facebook, whatsapp, insta and fb messenger are down. Once again we triumph in the sewers of tumblr

[catasters]

[hclark70]

*slaps*

[memewhore]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

I feel insane watching this.

[hyumjim]

Does she like actually talk like this. Is this how she talks. Is she real

[thegreatlearning]

You guys are haters…I agree with them design your home how you want <3

[jfkthedilf]

Oh alright, okay I guess

[sanguchito]

one of her 'little items'

[rnavka]

no wonder she aint got nothin

[duragdaddy]

i just found 12 bricks

[black-geek-supremacy]

Its back

[thebusylilbird]

me in two weeks after Big Mouse shuts this place down for allowing someone to make money out of fanart of loki getting railed by owen wilson's character:

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[deejay]

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]

[blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de]

I can’t believe Smelly Cat got a gen Z cover

[theweirdwideweb]

[missladybirdhill]

Every morning, Hank Hill wakes up and drinks a big glass of Respect Women juice

[princessmo]

blogging away again in tumblritaville

[dyken]

doodled these

words by Danusha Lameris “Feeding The Worms”

[eldritch-something-or-other]

My body is NOT a temple… It is a labyrinth that I Do Not know the exit to.

[we-lovecats]

[bopeep]

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

[homofied]

[thestarswelcomeyou]