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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

aquilacalvitium

By Talos this can't be happening

oysters-aint-for-me

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

tungsten-moon

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

aquilacalvitium

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

moonlarking

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

catgirlcaliphate

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.

saint-batrick

i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.

posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜

solarmama-plantsareneat

Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…

purpleblobfrompluto

Yes

purpleblobfrompluto

YALL HELP US

@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables

purpleblobfrompluto

Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):

Us:

aquilacalvitium

I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now

When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke

I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha

But then, something happened, something I didn't expect

People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?

Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post

Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes

But... the notes just got more frequent from there

And it started to hit me just what was happening

For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling

A feeling I wasn't used to

It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...

My existance was actually noteworthy

People actually... cared?

It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something

Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out

Leaving messages and well wishes

Making me smile

Making me laugh

Funny comments

Jokes

Fun facts

Even simple comments

It all suddenly felt so real

This was never a joke to you

This was important

And I won't let any of that go in vain

So... stay tuned I suppose

I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too

I'll catalogue every time I put my health first

Physical and mental

I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days

But most of all

I won't forget this

Any of this

Ever

(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)

@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42

gothiccharmschool

You absolutely matter.

All of you people and creatures matter. Yes, even you.

SELF CARE AND KINDNESS FOR EVERYONE, DAMMIT.

bumblebeebats

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

kvothbloodless

Hermione ghost wrote this

reverthelp

In the final days of Ramadan, may Allah answer your secret prayers, wipe away your secret tears, erase your secret fears and lift you to the position you so dearly desire

fuckwithitdoe

“I cried to God about it because I couldn’t explain it to anyone else.”

— (via xlifeincolourxxx)

blvnk-art

At that moment, there was a diversion in the form of a small, red-headed figure in a long nightdress, who appeared in the kitchen, gave a small squeal, and ran out again.

“Ginny,” said Ron in an undertone to Harry. “My sister. She’s been talking about you all summer.” | Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry reading some notes that Ginny wrote when she was 11. Ready to laugh his ass off, he just failed.

[instagram: @potterbyblvnk]

lolurnotsamwinchester

Happy Birthday, Sammy ♥️

Man, I hope when I turn 35, I look as good as he does! Seriously, Sam Winchester has literally been through hell and back and he looks incredible.

All kidding aside, I am so grateful to have joined this fandom when I did because Sam Winchester has shown me so much strength and courage and kindness that you just don’t see in the real world these days. I’ve learned sooo much from Sam alone that there’s no way I could possibly give up on anything now. If the Winchesters can go to hell, survive, and still kick some monster/demon ass every single day, then I can go to school, get my bachelor’s degree (and my master’s degree later) and just live life.

If I’ve learned anything from the show/fandom, it’s the ability to believe in myself. And Sam Winchester was the one who really instilled that ability in me. I’ve always related to Sam more just based on basic things like college and family values, and the more I watched Sam grow and make mistakes and learn from his mistakes… the more I could relate. So, as much as I love ole Dean too, today is Sammy’s day!

Happy birthday, Sam Winchester! And, thank you so much for everything! ♥️✨

whatagrump

thanos: the universe has a finite amount of resources, so i’ve decided to assemble a reality altering gauntlet and use that to eliminate half of all life forms, thus ensuring the remaining life forms can live in peaceful worlds of plenty.

anyone else: why don’t you just use that gauntlet to create more resources

thanos:

theparadoxspace

Harry Potter v. 1.07 patch notes:

Representation previously only mentioned in social media is now made explicit

Ron’s dialogue is now uncensored

Fixed bizarre bug that changed Arthur Rubeus Potter’s name to Albus Severus

Fixed bug which made Harry’s job say “Auror” instead of “Hogwarts’ DADA Teacher”

Harry no longer returns to the Dursley’s after rescuing Sirius and instead goes with him

Severus Snape is no longer praised nor regarded in a nice manner in any instance

Professor McGonagall’s Immortality is now implemented

“The Cursed Child” is now completely removed from canon, as it was previously added by mistake.

maybe-someday-eventually

theresoneofyou

Thank you Australia for adding quotation marks.

trilllizard666

damn, you can just FEEL the sarcasm

peachblossom-odyssey

Jason wasn’t even my favorite and yet here I am all teary and sad

dunmeshi

Okay genuine criticism time based of my limited knowledge of were the books have gone: this is a cheap way to try to get fans who quit to come back.

We as an audience already care about Jason bc he was a protagonist, we’ve had five books to grow to care about him. My understanding is that most major characters from previous books took on background roles in this series, so pulling one out just to kill him is a cheap way to get a reaction out of your audience. You can’t change the fact that Leo should have died (or at the very least, left ambigious) by killing Jason. Looking at pjo, the deaths that we dwell on all mean something.

Bianca was innocent, a child trying to make her little brother happy. Pan and Zoe were immortal, but death came for them as well. Beckendorf and Silena are casualities of war, their sacrifices saving others, and in Silena’s case, attempt to correct a mistake. Hell, even Pollux’s death allows us to see another side of Dionyseus. And of course there’s Luke, who I don’t think I have to say anything about. They’re all impactful and most of these characters weren’t in the books all that much. The major characters still treat them like people, they mourn their deaths and remember them. None of them needed an entire series to feel important.

And we do see a change to the way death is treated in hoo. You can just bring somebody back. Thanatos was imprisoned for a bit, making death literally impossible. Or you could cheat death by talking to a minor god. We’re even meant to laugh at demigod dying in battle. For fucks sake, Jason actually died for a minute there in tlh. This change in tone is entirely on the writer.

Jason shouldn’t be the causality of an author forgetting how to make his readers care about unimportant characters. It’s lazy and just, feels rotten.

adore-fiction

YOU CAN'T KILL JASON GRACE LIKE THIS

labyrinthsong

jason grace dies in infinity war

moved-to-ofswordsandpens

Okay Major Spoilers but I want to talk about Jason in this book

Keep reading

adore-fiction

HE KILLED JASON WTF

vampirescholar

remember back before we all saw infinity war, when we were all still innocent, and everyone was like “i wonder if steve will get hurt?? or if maybe an avenger will die?!?!?”