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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
IT'S REAL
AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND
ITS REAL
Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg
April 4, 2023 - A Trump supporter is taken down a peg by a well-aimed skateboard in New York City. [video]
Obsessed with him
dr karl based as hell
Dr Karl is a fantastic science educator – like Australia's Bill Nye – and I'm delighted that others can discover him now.
So my cat Ashley has severe seperation anxiety and she was having a Moment so I made a cat sling after googling it how to do it and this is the best idea ever.
She is calm and purring. Sleeping and comfy. She's not running around screaming and destroying my room but she's held against my torso and occasionally butting her head against chest with her eyes closed. I'm cleaning and she'll only ocasionally wake up if I make too much noise doing something then she goes right back to sleep like meowmimimimimimi meowmimimimi
Sorry for the gross mirror but meowmimimimimi
[image description: a dilute tortie cat with a contented expression, eyes squinted, curled up in a pink sling wrapped around a person's waist. end ID]
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“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“
i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite
((A talking lion!?))
“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”
oh ive never tried one. let me
hhg. what is this flavor?
AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!
Sierra Mist has been discontinued this is the last time you can reblog this. I’m sorry Aslan.
oh my god it’s true
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
🙏🏾💰💵
The Professional is a hilariously hard QWOP-like burglary sim where you attempt to break into a museum and steal a giant diamond!
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I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in
How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?
Round One
Dog toy
Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.
Round Two:
D-dog...toy?
Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house
Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets
LA. .... nyc haughtiness is slightly aloof and cattier and theres slightly more beautification of the abnormal. this person has never seen a crustpunk feeding pizza to rats
axtually no they allude to being a foreigner and mention sprezzatura. they are...
milanese.....
they really said
I said, “The Transport doesn’t know what the hell it’s talking about, plus it lies a lot, and it’s mean.” A minute, undetectable in the range of human eyesight, fluctuation in the lights told me ART had heard that.
more ne fancomics!! the Bathroom Scene (IDs in alt text!!)
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A mother protecting her children
(via)
me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone
my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list
me:
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)
Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..
it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?
now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy
EVERY DAMN TIME
There’s literally nothing there.
What is this?
I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise
Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am
WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY
WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK
I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.
ONE.
NOTE.
Oh wow there are seriously no notes..
What the heck.
OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am
WHOA SO WEIRD
I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.
On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.
it’s back
I’ll probably always reblog this
I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up
This post is historic
Always reblog the broken post 💪🏼
I don’t understand what’s happening
Funny thing is that if you are using the app and you like the post, it shows the 1 note and if you tap on that you see yourself as the only person giving it a like.
BUT THE MOMENT YOU GO BACK the 1 note is gone and your disliking and liking again doesn’t do anything. At. All.
I love broken posts.
Blade will turn up to a party but point blank refuse to have fun.
I can respect that.
I need you guys to listen so bad, but I’m at least glad people on Twitter are starting to talk about this. The government of Canada is expanding Medically Assisted Death to cull the poor and disabled, and now suicidal and mentally ill (these are usually interchangeable of course here). It is EUGENICS and every single disabled rights organization is against it.
Disability payments are $1,200 a month. The average one bedroom apartment rent in the Greater Toronto Area (greatest pop. area by far here) is $2,000 a month. People with mental illnesses are on months long waitlists to get even a single publicly funded session. Weeks to get privately funded care which costs at least $200 a session. There is no housing here for disabled people. We are in one of the worst housing crises in the world right now.
Doctors are now offering MAiD unprompted to young suicidal people. This woman is 21, a health practitioner literally suggested she kill herself.
This is one of the worst Disability Rights Violations we’ve ever seen in Canada. The government is killing us because it is cheaper than funding healthcare, cheaper than giving people housing and food and basic human rights.
If you think the MAID program is evil then guess what? It's not for you.
But that doesn't mean we don't need it. If I had to choose between living the rest of my life in either physical or mental agony and assisted suicide, you bet your ass I'm picking death. I don't wanna be locked up in some psychward while trapped in my head until death. My mother even said that if her fibro myalgia becomes unmanageable that she will consider assisted suicide.
This post is just fearmongering something that could provide relief to many struggling families.
Imagine being this horrible of a person and then thinking "I should tell people that government coercion of the suicide of disabled people is fine, actually."
The discussion on this is full of people being coerced into death -- and they have died -- not because of their disabilities but because of a lack of social supports. The notes are full of links to articles about actual people who want to live but are being actively coerced to kill themselves.
This is Aktion T4 come again, and I hope you make it into a history book as an example of How People Knew But Dismissed It As Okay.
This is eugenics. This is murder. This isn't dying with dignity, this is "culling the useless eaters."
You're getting mad at the wrong people.
MAID isn't forcing people to commit suicide (like whoever sent me that anon telling me to kill myself tried to do, whoever you are anon: you are a huge hypocrite) you should be going after the doctors of these people who died for being shit doctors.
You should be going out of your way to make sure the strangers around you are having the times of their lives.
You should be selling your homes for free to these people and giving them the shirt off your back.
You should be paying for these people' hospital bills and drug costs.
Not attacking something that is an actual, viable, solution to some people.
If you don't want people to consider MAID then you should suddenly become omniscient and reach out to support those people. Better yet, develop a counter solution to MAID.
And you, @vaspider, can file me as the top example of "How People Knew But Dismissed It As Okay" when you address the fact that the Canadian government is actively supporting the continued genocide of their indigenous people.
Ooh, cool whataboutism! It may surprise you to know that a) people can hold two thoughts in their heads at once and b) there are disabled Indigenous people so pitting these things against each other is truly fucked. And ... man, way to tell on yourself bc my archives contain exactly that. I've been boosting Indigenous voices on Indigenous issues, including Canadian Indigenous issues, as long as I've had a Tumblr, and both I personally and my company have fundraised for Indigenous issues for years, including but not limited to raising funds to send one of my nearest and dearest, who is Chiracahua & Dine', to Standing Rock when they needed to get out there and join the Water Protectors.
I don't point that shit out on the regular bc I don't do it for fucking cookies, but it's really just proof that you don't actually give a shit about this stuff in any meaningful way and you're just looking for a "gotcha" to try to distract from the fact that you know this is fucked up.
I am perfectly capable of being angry at politicians for passing this and doctors for signing off on it and bureaucratic bullshit for not helping people, and also at you for being an ableist piece of shit.
My well of righteous fury is deep and endlessly replenishing. My anger is a gift I thank G-d for daily. Being able to be angry at injustice is a blessing I treasure. You can't shame me for it.
But, like, I got shit to do, so I'll keep this brief:
Doctors don't have "mind control" as you sarcastically asked in your tags, but do you not fucking understand that this still makes it really fucked up, and possibly a violation of the Hippocratic Oath, for them to suggest that their patients kill themselves? Do you not understand the concept of "coercion"?
When someone is in the middle of a psychiatric episode, they are literally not in their right mind. Suggesting these things to someone when they're in an episode is deeply fucked, and because episodes can last months, the waiting period is way, way too short.
There have been people who died saying "I don't want to die, but you won't help me live." Multiple. People. There are rafts of links on this post if you wanna see it.
Oh, and in case we're gonna go down the path of "you don't know what it's like," it isn't a secret that I've been living with chronic pain and multiple disabilities, including mental illness, since at least 2013. I do actually know what it's like to be in pain that feels like it's going to go on forever. I do know what it's like to almost die in a hospital.
This is eugenics. This is Aktion T4 come again. This is fucked up. Making excuses for it is fucked up. Invoking other fucked up shit doesn't make this any less fucked up.
G-d, why are people like this?
shane you’re the only goddamn ghost hunter i ever respected
