[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[dushanbabe]

liking every comment under my posts just so people can feel me surveiling them like a totalitarian dictator and know that their sentiments are sanctioned by the regime

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[skygenders]

I got this bad bitch who is obsessed with me and is constantly blowing up my phone. Her name is Flood Watch and she sends me all these long text messages about all the wettest places near me

[skygenders]

Her sister Air Quality Alert…she’s mid and she smells but she’ll grow on you (lung cancer)

[tiny-feisty-gay]

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[greelin]

i am a dog locked in a car in the summer. the a/c is not on. i do not have water. no music is playing

[roseredfingers]

when you press the wrong keys while photoshopping and somehow start a process to launch a bomb

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[modelsof-color]

Anok Yai by Rafael Pavarotti for Vogue UK June 2026

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[wokeuplaughing]

just did a tarot pull it said I'm gonna get my dick sucked and that everyone loves me

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[fatchance]

Baby rock squirrel (Otospermophilus variegatus) nibbling mesquite beans, and nuzzling mom. At San Pedro House, Cochise County, Arizona.

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

[hedwig-dordt]

again: it's weird and possibly even rude to expect people to take an interest in things you could not be bothered to make.

[butt-rice]

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will