leon

she/they currently owner of tiny manticore in a glass bottle, pm for adoption inquiries

[saoirseronanswife]

hieronymus bosch’s bird is so kind

[adreamaturtleishaving]

we are that dream. (Note: edited for accuracy)

More endacopia fanart, because ive been obsessed lately :p

Mild spoilers i suppose?

side note knight.ly_ is my instagram !! i just watermark it that way deafult

[adreamaturtleishaving]

Mellow doodles because hes stuck in my brain

I wil draw more later

[shapespace]

Baby's first clown operation

[adreamaturtleishaving]

Love this game

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[adreamaturtleishaving]

birds

[apatheticabberation]

I don't even know at this point

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[adreamaturtleishaving]

A wild dirk strider???? maybe …..

found at my work

[mevil]

[helix-22]

uhura sketch ^^

[charmac]

[valuedeversourcecustomer]

[adreamaturtleishaving]

dee from iasip

[galexyscribbles]

love this animals. the shimp

[danepopfrippery]

For catholic guilt Wednesday of Mac week I’d like to submit the mystery cross that somehow ended up in Dennis’ room by his bedside (thank you @chrliekclly for the photo) that has been there for a few seasons

And Mac’s dueling Jesus figurines that he totally doesn’t ever play with (they live on the headboard of his own bed and I giggled pretty hard when I spotted it)