Welcome To My Twisted Bread

25 | he/ze | this is my main there is no sorting here just whatever has my interest you have been warned

[bugshroom]

they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

[catbotphoebe]

I'm genuinely angry at this card. What the fuck is this garbage??

For starters, In the Pale Moonlight deserves to be a rare. But even beyond that, why the FUCK does it let you get the romulan tokens by sacrificing an artifact???????? I mean I know WHY. Cuz of the investigate. But it defeats the entire fucking point of the episode!!! You don't save the entire alpha quadrant without the lives of one romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer.

[pr0m37h3um]

a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the alpha quadrant, unless you have a clue token in which case you're fine actually

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

sometimes I’m reminded that there are still people who don’t know ao3 was literally created by incest shippers — and the site’s sole purpose is to 1. be completely against censorship and 2. host all kinds of dark, taboo fics that are banned on other platforms — and the first ever fic that was posted on ao3 was a fic about an incest ship from supernatural.

you are in the house that was created by freaks. for freaks (affectionate). every disgusting thing you can think of is rightfully allowed and welcomed on ao3, because they are exactly the reasons why ao3 was created in the first place.

ao3 was created because its creators got tired of censorship, they got tired of dark and taboo fics getting banned on pro-censorship platforms, and they wanted a place that was safe for ALL FICS THAT WERE DARK AND TABOO.

ao3’s main principle is being against censorship and being proship / profic.

there are some things in fiction that make me uncomfortable, but instead of shaming people who are just minding their own business and not harming anyone in real life, I choose to curate my own internet experience by blocking/muting what I don’t want to see. ao3 has excellent tagging system, so instead of being rude, instead of asking why the world doesn’t revolve around your personal comfort, use their tagging system properly and you won’t see the things you don’t want to see.

it’s your job to curate what you see. it’s not other people’s jobs or responsibilities to censor themselves for your personal comfort. the world does not revolve around you.

also you cannot censor “only the things you personally hate” without expecting everything else, that isn’t of conservative beliefs, to be censored too. because censorship is a slippery slope and a fascist tool. I promise you there are people who think “why do tags for queer love even exist on ao3? they’re grooming children”.

if you allow the things that you hate to be censored — because someone with enough power gets to control what other people can and cannot create/consume, it will not stop at the things that you hate.

*illustration by sillyalexnorris

[sceptixfakemon]

bet it feels good as fuck to wink at your maiden and shut your visor before charging at your contestant with a lance

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[dankmemes23]

[actuallyjamesagarfield]

Civic engagement and protest is your birthright as an American. Embrace it

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[skopostheorie]

[prokopetz]

Much has been said about how post-Abrams depictions of Captain Kirk owe more to Zapp Brannigan than to anything that's present in the actual text of the Original Series, but frankly, I'm not sure contemporary media's handling of a source-material-accurate Kirk would be any easier to stomach. Can you imagine how the popular media climate of 2026 would handle original flavour Kirk's whole "genre-displaced male lead from a slightly stodgy romance novel" shtick?

[ainecdote-remade-deactivated202]

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

[sloppity-bilepiper]

1. Europeans using Egyptian mummies as medicine

2. The Delectable Negro: Human Consumption and Homoeroticism Within US Slave Culture by Vincent Woodard

3. "Abolitionists turned the tables on Europeans by accusing them of being cannibals when they ate sugar tainted with the flesh and blood of slaves."

4. Zombies (which I would class as cannibals, since they were human and need to eat humans to live) have a root in Haitian folklore and represented enslavement.

[vintagedean]

adding that, if you can find it, cannibal culture by deborah root is about exactly this. the way the white western world is a hungry, destructive force that cannibalizes non-white cultures and creates wealth and status through the cannibal colonization of those cultures.

here's the intro

i almost think there's an essay in bell hooks' black looks about this too? yes! just checked, there's an essay called "eating the other"

[tealightrook]

@lichpire

[catbotphoebe]

I'm genuinely angry at this card. What the fuck is this garbage??

For starters, In the Pale Moonlight deserves to be a rare. But even beyond that, why the FUCK does it let you get the romulan tokens by sacrificing an artifact???????? I mean I know WHY. Cuz of the investigate. But it defeats the entire fucking point of the episode!!! You don't save the entire alpha quadrant without the lives of one romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer.

[pr0m37h3um]

a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the alpha quadrant, unless you have a clue token in which case you're fine actually

[lt-commandertom]

Over 3 minutes of Patrick Stewart’s bloopers from Star Trek: The Next Generation:

Compiled from several sources I can’t remember any of them I found this at the bottom of my editing folder.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

[prokopetz]

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

While the historical evidence for Mario having a younger brother is quite concrete, the name of said brother is less certain. "Luigi" is generally held to originate with a separate figure from a series of chthonic myths, who originally served as a sort of psychopomp charged with capturing spirits that escaped the underworld. The strongest case for a contemporary figure named Luigi comes from the Waffle Kingdom sagas; however, this Luigi's brother is a gladiator named Gonzales.

[archangelofthestars]

Someone needs to give utena a copy of stone butch blues

[rikaklassen]

via Reddit

[breadanimal]

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

[draconym]

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

[thegrindingwheel]

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

[draconym]

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs