Adri

Gay but also gay

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

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[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[mysharona1987]

[funonmars]

If you want to help out the Navajo Nation, please consider donating to them at the following:

https://www.nndoh.org/donate.html - Navajo Nation COVID-19 fund. There’s also a link to their Go Fund Me, as well a list of medical and community needs and numbers and emails to message for the non monetary donations. 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/nhfc19relief - Navajo and Hopi families relief fund. 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-elderly-on-navajo-nation - Food baskets for the Elderly on Navajo Nation

 https://www.gofundme.com/f/northern-dine-covid19-relief-effort - Northern Diné Relief Fund

https://nmchildren.org/ - Bill Richardson COVID-19 Navajo families relief fund

5/22/2020

[purpletangyvaginas]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

[marthaandpaul]

[mens-rights-activia]

[livorwort]

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

[mens-rights-activia]

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

[chronicgroggyconfusion-deactiva]

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

[mens-rights-activia]

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

[et090]

how the fuck is it the 1st time i see this !!!?

[mens-rights-activia]

Stream anemone song on Spotify, Tidal, and Apple Music

[scretladyspider]

Every time I see this I lose my mind a little bit

[llulabeee]

Hey are you in a dorm room? Because where can I get one that big I need to know

[mens-rights-activia]

I was an RA so I had the room to myself normally the room has two people that’s why it’s so spacious

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[tag-redfield]

Why am I laughing so much

[b-random]

“Namaste” 😂😂

[keyblademasterconnor]

This is drag

[equalistmako]

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

[equalistmako]

[jezunya]

Hey, uh, real talk: don’t ever tell a delivery person like this that you’re actually home alone. Especially if you are young, apparently female, disabled, etc. This could be a tactic to draw out & spot easy targets by prompting you to instinctually correct their wrong assumption. 

And yes, I’ve worked delivering pizzas in the past, you might scoff and say ‘no one would waste time like that when they’re on the clock on such a shit minimum wage job!’ But that’s the thought of a normal, decent person. Do you really think someone looking for victims to assault, rob, and/or rape is worrying about if they’re on the clock or not? Also: they can always say there was bad traffic for why it took them so long to get back to the restaurant.

Just please be safe out there. Be friendly, be confident, and be suspicious of the motives of strangers, especially when you’re in a potentially vulnerable situation.

[strawbebbynya]

And to people delivering the pizzas: don’t do this shit as a joke. You don’t know if the person is psychotic and has hallucinations, or just worried about their safety, but this is a harmful prank and could seriously fuck the person up.

[lifetimeoftired]

also, another delivery person here, we have your addresses. And your names. sometimes when we chit chat with you guys yall will tell us about the stuff going on in your lives. often people will let their dogs run up to me and that’s super fucking dangerous because now their dog knows me and is friendly. and if you don’t have a dog guess what?

I don’t want to scare you, but any delivery person can absolutely come back to your house at any given time and just, walk in. Never ever tell your delivery person you live alone.

[harlows-monkeys]

some of my favorite 1-star reviews of the iliad 

[jonasgoonface]

here’s the full comic written by highschoolers and the homies of YPAC, and drawn by me.  SROs are trash, I had bad experiences with mine when I did highschool. My mom issa teacher and she spends her own paycheck on supplies for her students cause the school is too busy pitching funds toward school cops who are negligent (at best) or escalate violence (at worst).

This comic was made in collaboration with homies from MPD150 check em out.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

economists really took the divine right of kings and turned it into billionaire CEOs

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

“it’s kinda fucked up to reject the business practices of jeff bezos when he rightfully earned his position under capitalism”

[acti-veg]

“About twenty years ago, I attended a lecture by a Harvard professor who talked about how corporations operate like modern-day kingdoms. At one time, she said, people believed kings ruled by divine right, and today we seem to believe the same thing about corporations. Toward the end, she asked, “Do you know what it is that allowed people to let go of, overcome, and reject the notion of the divine right of kings?” I held my breath and got ready to take some notes. Her answer: “They just stopped believing in it.”

- Frances Moore Lappé

[plushmayhem]

Etsy is somehow being even worse, do not click etsy ads

Etsy is now forcing shop owners to be part of their ads. We can not opt out.

To anyone who buys from etsy: DO NOT EVER CLICK THEIR ADS

They are rolling out a program where if you get a sale from an ad they put out, they’re taking 12-15% of the profit(probably on top of the like, 5%ish+ they already take). Even worse, if you have clicked an Etsy ad in the last 30 days ANYONE YOU BUY FROM ON ETSY IN THAT PERIOD WILL BE BILLED THAT FEE. 

So please, if you see an ad for something you like off etsy, do not click it. Just go on etsy and search for it.

This is somehow worse than what storenvy used to pull. 

Please go directly through an artist or see if they have their own storefront (I use bigcartel) instead of purchasing off etsy. And if you must, just please, please, never click an etsy ad.

[plushmayhem]

Just to avoid any confusion, we’re talking about paid ads bought by etsy that will be hosted on google or facebook and be associated with Etsy themselves. This example is from Kikidoodle on twitter of what it looks like when you google their stuff. 

Clicking This WILL penalize artists. Clicking links shared by artists when they’re advertising their own things on tumblr and social media Will not. 

Please don’t be scared to still share your favorite artists or cool merch! Just don’t click the ads Etsy is personally buying space for!

Also a note, people who make under 10k annual are allowed to opt out! But make no mistake that this guillotine will eventually come down on them as well, Etsy loves to soft launch this kinda thing :)

Remember when they added fees to shipping costs? And then the next year they said hey why not just add the cost of shipping to the product so we can lie about free shipping? You’re paying fees either way so why not? (also we’ll penalize you for not offering free shipping sooooo)

Etsy LOVES to soft launch this bullshit. This is phase 1.

[hardnope]

[lizclimo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[programmerhumour]