Adriatika

[memesandlaughs]

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lunarlegend11]

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

[heidivolturi]

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

[ohsalamanders]

how would jacob fit into this tho

[onlinepunk]

he’s a furry

[rock-allday]

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

[revvann-deactivated20181218]

I was always afraid of Ohio

[tgpgifs]

[bellonas]

flower shop/tattoo parlor aus are out and THIS as an au is in

[memecage]

o no what is this

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

facts

[jespersgf]

i hadn’t been able to write in colors on mobile before but now i can and i can write that i am bisexual

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[orion-rising]

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.

At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[sluttyhozier]

[audreyii-fic]

because everyone should see this

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[ithelpstodream]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Now dig

[dinuguan]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*

me: look at the harry potter man go

[ithelpstodream]

pls 😍

[themurphyzone]

“The moon turned into my girlfriend.” “That’s great, buddy!”