Aeilde Light: Rambles and Things

Just me reblogging things. I tag nothing, I am lazy. It's the wild West over here. ((Header Photo by Abigail Larson, Avatar Photo by me))

[drcuriousvii]

hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

[composerinprogress]

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

YouTube

Instagram reel (please share directly from my own account)

[bogosortbeat]

Do you think Dax’s past lives talk to them like the Disco Elysium skills

[bogosortbeat]

JADZIA – These options seem awfully horny or deranged. What if I don’t want to say any of these things?

CURZON – Say one of these horny or deranged things or fuck off.

[wilwheaton]

Please tell us the story

I need to know

I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie.

[arkon-z]

For reference to the people who never saw this episode:

Here is the Forbidden Greenhouse:

Here are the shapely twinks performing an arrest:

And here is Starfleet, who doesn't lie:

That should answer all future questions forever.

[ncodangelo-deactivated20170513]

a very potter musical is one of the greatest things on the planet and it was created by college students with $150 who were high off their asses

[bendyboisquashup]

may I mention that about 1/3 of the budget was spent on ron’s giant Hershey bar?

[j-the-latter-gay-saint]

YOU MAY

[thisisemmakate]

I can’t believe that I never considered the possibility that they were high

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

btw. being kink positive means ALL kinks even the ones you think are "immoral" or whatever the fuck. "but what about-" especially that one. no sex act between consenting adults is immoral actually. kill the cop in your brain.

of course that doesn't mean you have to be comfortable with every kink. it's fine to have limits for your own personal stuff. but if you judge people based on what they do with their consenting partners, I cannot stress this enough, you are being a bad person.

[kittenadventurous]

Steps to judge if a sex/kink thing is okay:

1. are all involved parties adults? (including planned observers)

2. did all involved parties give informed consent while able to give consent meaningfully (including uncoerced)?

3. did the actions stay within the bounds of said consent, not adding on new things while someone was unable to meaningfully consent?

if yes to all three: IT'S FINE

if it passes all three conditions and you still think it's morally wrong: you're judging based on your own sense of disgust, not any reasonable moral framework!

if you are trying to say "okay but what if...": did you read what i just fucking said??

you don't have to like it. you don't have to interact with it. you don't have to look at it. but you do have to tolerate it and not condemn its practice based on your personal feelings!

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

bringing this post back with my lovely gf's addition in case any of y'all haven't seen it yet

[idealisticshoujohearts]

Judging people based on their sex lives and kinks is blatant invasion of privacy. You wouldn't want someone going into your room and saying your tastes were bad and taking it upon themselves to "fix them", so don't do it to other people.

[blizz4rd1203]

thinking about the classroom demonstration robot thing again

Thinking about being used and reused, taken apart and studied, reassembled and reset? Thinking about people learning every minute detail of you, inside and outside? Thinking about being told of your eternal purpose, a tool for the benefit of others, only to be reset and have to learn it all over again?

[blizz4rd1203]

I think I'd like to be the teacher. I get to instruct every hand that touches you. I see you deconstructed, laid out on a table stripped to the smallest component nearly every day. I guide you along your purpose like a shepherd to a sheep. I think I'd like to know each detail of you, with a mastery that lets me perform your destiny on the stage of a classroom as many times as needed. Until the beauty of you, your inner workings, your functions, your limits, the ecstatic essence of each part of you is known to all that can know.

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

[crimsonflowerz]

socially incompetent trans girl save me…

socially incompetent trans girl…

save me socially incompetent trans girl…

[solstacoded]

what am i supposed to do

[msboutofcontext]

[spacefinch]

This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”

By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!

[galwednesday]

My apartment building has coin-op laundry in the basement, and on the shelf where people store detergent there are also just enough quarters to start one load in the washer. This is the collective "oh shit I forgot my quarters" bank that anyone can borrow from to start laundry without having to climb all the way back up the goddamn stairs first. These quarters have been steadily used and replaced for multiple years now, and every time I see them I think about how upon such small foundations rests all of human society.

[urhokarila]

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

[herpsandbirds]

Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

[traaansfem]

what’s in the little critter’s mouth??? Is it tasty??

:3

[strawberry-crocodile]

bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg-Eating Snake is doing

[elodieunderglass]

The fact that you can see the egg’s spots THROUGH the snake

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

high quality versions

[asimovsideburns]

[frenziedcrescendo]

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

ftr abstinence won

version w/o text

[theoldestchorusgirlintheworld]

I think it’s really weird that the average person needs a home and a car and an education to effectively function at all in a capitalist society but those things are all such an exorbitantly high price that the average person would never ever be able to pay for them one lump sum and thus we decided that upon entering adulthood every average person would likely have to sign their life away to various powerful banks to pay for these things and everyone was just like “Ok, that seems legit and not fucked up AT ALL.” and now it’s such an accepted and normalized part of society that everyone looks at you like you’re dumb for thinking it’s weird. I just think it’s really fucking weird.

[cenkrett]

Did you mean: explicitly malevolent?

[shitswiftiessay]

imagine being that fucking rich and that fucking careless.

[anneemay]

So what you're saying is that we need to find a way to kill (literally) this couple before the climate gets worse?

[did-you-know]

Ninjas don’t wear black. They used to disguise themselves as civilians. Unlike ninjas in movies, the real guys were smart enough to know that wearing a black outfit with a face mask wasn’t the best strategy for blending in. Source

[housetohalf]

But this leaves out the really neat part! The reason we equate the above image with a ninja comes from Kabuki theatre. Within Kabuki theatre there’s a convention of having Kuroko (stage hands) dress in all black (with a full face covering) and move around among the costumed actors in full view, moving scenery, props and costumes. In a similar way, Bunraku puppeteers dress in all black, and only the lead puppeteer’s face would be uncovered. The audience knew to ignore these people and focus on the actors, and to only see that the scene was “magically” changing. So when a play called for a ninja assassin to jump out of nowhere and kill someone, the easiest way to create the surprise reveal was to disguise the ninja in the all black garb of the Kuroko and to remove the face covering and start acting at the last second. This would shock the audience, who were conditioned to not focus on them. Pretty cool, yeah?

[phoenixflorid]

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT “STAGE NINJA” WAS JUST A CUTE THEATER TERM FOR CREW. THERE WERE LITERALLY GOD DAMN STAGE NINJAS

[baratheas]

AS A FORMER STAGE NINJA I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS BOTH A THING AND AWESOME.