A Road Not Yet Traveled (or maybe so)

Closet Witch. Ecclectic Pagan. Bi/Homoflexible. Male. Feel free to PM me whenever.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[d4lifesworld]

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know when i'm outmatched

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[pukicho]

tell me what to draw

[doa333]

dog riding a bicycle

[pukicho]

[im-a-rock]

Why is the Bike Hyper-realistic.

[pukicho]

Which one?

[joytri]

[jtownraindancer]

[jtownraindancer]

Had a minute at work to look it up, and I did find the title!

source

[followthebluebell]

#O Ancestors! I cry. What is your wisdom for times like these?#Start a garden and have a cuppa. says my great-grandmother who went through the depression#Lie your ass off to the government and have a cuppa. says my great-great grandfather who escaped the potato famine#Keep your humours in balance and have a cuppa. says my ancestor who survived the bubonic plague#Bring tribe together so many make strong and have cuppa. says my neanderthal ancestor#BITE THEM BITE THEM BITE THEM. Says my small arboreal ancestor. ALSO LITTLE TREAT.#Thank you for your wisdom ancestors. I say and turn on the kettle. - gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

How serendipitous to discover that my tags have passed Peer Review just as I have sat down with a cuppa :)

[armengoldira]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[letitrainathousandflames]

Finally some good fucking dramatic ~aesthetic~

[letitrainathousandflames]

Welp, my aesthetic is gone! I'm no longer coughing blood thanks to the antibiotics the doc prescribed #my antibiotics

[letitrainathousandflames]

bestie my goth ass is devastated

[st-jinx-art]

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[drchucktingle]

whoa whoa slow down there bud youre gonna choke

not that we didnt see it all coming but trot of 'libertarians' just LOVING the taste of authoritarian boot now is so dang funny. so much time spent arguing that they arent just closet republicans and just want freedom then zero to sixty licking every last bit from fascist heels and asking for more

[stealingpotatoes]

i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[rylandsgrace]

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

[roseofsherwood]

Well this didn’t age well in America

[aelfric-ravenstar]

I actually think I disagree, I think this aged perfectly... Is it disqueting, absolutely. But it is poignantly prophetic, which is the space this line was always meant to inhabit.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insanity that they trained us to dislike body hair. body hair. that's just fuzz. that is just FUZZINESS!!! humans being fuzzy, it's one of our most adorable traits????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[help-im-egg]

Me when I hiccup

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm Not Certain Any Human Being Has Described This Experience Before

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

[hjartasalt]

Is this like, a prediction?

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

[library-graffiti]

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

[woman-becomer]

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[post-uwuifier]

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[meepmoopmaap]

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

[post-uwuifier]

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

[kdinjenzen]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gaining followers pretty fast and that should not be happening i think. tumblr have some restraint. youre embarassing us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr please. we have guests. control urself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh shit those ARE the guests. hot damn. will have to contemplate this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hello tumblr new arrivals! welcome, it is so good to have you here, some tips before we get started! u are coming across as, (what is colloquially known as,) "desperate,"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i think. u should perhaps not say this