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[aerecura]

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[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[tropicalwave]

[frigbob]

Had enough of bath time thanks

[lord-odysseus]

Hey what the fuck is your shower curtain?

[frigbob]

[mapsontheweb]

US climate with equivalent cities from around the world.

Keep reading

[shabbytigers]

This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.

[shabbytigers]

so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[qhronophobia]

adhd gothic

you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.

there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.

your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?

someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.

there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.

you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 

there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Who gave you this summary of my week

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

I came across the Wikihow for speaking with a Bostonian accent and I couldn’t decide which picture I loved the most so I included them all

[mars-matrix-deactivated20150713]

[7ae-deactivated20140920]

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

bring out the rotating dogs

[wyrmoftheweb]

[theshitneyspears]

[newkidsonmycock31]

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

[lizzingwithkriz]

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

[ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de]

congrats it’s a bat

[toothpast]

[delighted bat noises]

[rewatchingpokemon]

BULBASAUR PICKED OUT A BULBASAUR COOKIE

[unclefather]

“this is me”

[beesmygod]

posted this on twitter but im obsessed with this one star reviewed pizza restaurant in boston that charges 80 dollars for less than 20 wings with fries and scams drunk people so hard and consistently the attorney general had to get involved

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[foulserpent]

[foulserpent]