Aeryn Dex

1. I like stuff. I admire excellence and have no patience for arrogance. 2. aka Sgt. Stain :-) 3. DISCLAIMER: I am a white cishet female over the age of 40 with a doctorate. This means that I have an education and I'm not afraid to use it. I respect your choices regarding gender and lifestyle, but I may not be able to keep up with your pronouns of choice. 4. Before you get offended by something I say, remember that unless I refer to you specifically by name, any statement I make is not aimed at you. 5. PLEASE NOTE: I do not make .gifs. Any .gifs I use are made by more creative people than I, and they deserve all the credit, even when I don't know who they are. Now, if you still want to follow me, welcome to mi vida loca.

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[aeryndex]

Because you need kitten toeses on your blog.

Yes you do don’t front.

[stuck-in-her-daay-dream]

[xavierdolsn]

[littleblueartist]

UNF

[littleblueartist]

BAM

pregnant

[jeremyleerennerdotcom]

“i was freaked out. but then he [ben] brought me to charlestown in boston and i realised that I could observe people, listen to them in bars and practise to see if i could fit into the community, get some confidence and at least attempt it.”

- jeremy renner on the boston accent

[katsdisturbed]

Jeremy’s accent was better than Ben’s.

[renneredspeechless]

Amen to that!

[kittyinferno-deactivated2016112]

[littleblueartist]

You and your damn face: Jem Coughlin edition pt 2

[agents-of-frickle-frackle]

he ate five people, phil. phil, are you listening to me. my parenting hand book didn’t prepare me for this, phil. what am i supposed to do.

[whedonesque]

It’s always about the kids. 

[aeryndex]

A Letter to An LGBTQ Teenager, From Someone Who Loves You

Dear Friend, I was thinking about you today, as I often do. And as I did (as with each time you come to my mind) I once again remembered. I remembered how difficult and disorienting it was just bei…

You need to know that he speaks for me. I agree with every word. 

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[gardenpriority]

Abundance y’all 

[kateordie]

Moving to merica’s expensive, c'mon pup

[thecurlymankey]

I GOT MY ALLOWANCE AFTER A MONTH!!!!!

[aeryndex]

Reblogging because:

1. Dog expression

2. I scrolled and thought it said “monkey dog”

3. BABY MONEY TREE

[aliencadaver-deactivated2021102]

‘supernatural is getting a season 12′

[aeryndex]

As much as I love the cast and crew, I would love more for them to be released from that dead weight to fly and let their acting chops REALLY show. Jensen Ackles is easily one of the best actors on TV and I would LOVE to see him transition to the big screen. 

[aeryndex]

For those who haven’t seen it yet. Blame fivedaysolder; she gave me the link.

[bogleech]

Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word “females” over saying “women?” Are they trying to sound academic or something? It’s like they’re talking about an animal species. “Let me describe my observations of THE FEMALES”

[screensavorstudios]

That’s because if you refer to a female as a “woman” you have to deal with the “Are you saying I look old” problem, and if you refer to her as a “girl” then you have to deal with “Are you saying I look like a child” problem.

The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.

[maxknightley]

Have you spoken to a single woman in your life you fucking weirdo.

[aeryndex]

That up there (screensavorstudios) is some of the lamest bullshit I have ever read. Mansplaining at its finest.

SMH. 

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[i-havealife-deactivated20200703]

PSA: don’t call the things I buy for my cat “adorable” and say they must be “a very special kitty” unless you intend to ask me to show you pictures of them, because I’m totally going to want to pull out my phone and do that, but I won’t unless I’m asked to avoid looking like a crazy cat lady. but I’m gonna want to. because I totally am.

[aeryndex]

Oh yes. So totally yes.

[d1rtypaws]

[monkeysaysficus]

What the ever loving fuck?

[muddled-thought]

Why do they sound like someone’s vehicle has a fucked ignition?

Did someone flood these foxes engines?

[monkeysaysficus]

^^^ exactly my thoughts

[icelandicstripperboots]

fun fact! red foxes make this sound when they have meet their perfect mate or soul mate would you have it! so basically they’re just screaming for all the other red foxes that they have found their love and for all the others to fuck off

[truth-runs-wild]

Well finally we know what the fox says

[writtenallcver]

have you found your soulmate? do you want to find a great way to show that to the world? scream.