terminal yearning

Katie | she//they | 18+

[darthkayde]

Me after finding out South Park finally ended the Tegridy Farms storyline

[spookshollow]

[rockshrimp1989]

Another pic of daddy on the drums via thevicariousobserver on Instagram!🤩🔥🔥

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[unsolids-your-snake]

Posts you can hear

[wickedwonderlandd]

Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭

[arahir]

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

[birds-in-posts]

Pied oystercatcher (Haematopus longirostris)

[kitcactusart]

Feel free to print and distribute this image

[wolfgangamadeusmustfart]

what the fuck is wrong with him

[juno-infernal]

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

[juno-infernal]

[juno-infernal]

he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

does anybody have a grenade I can use

[emil]

here

[rickybabyboy]

Hamer

[ruigoose]

Congrats on forming the dumbest fucking post on this website

[rickybabyboy]

Well I liked it

[aria-jane-cherry]

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drink driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

That was wild from start to finish

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[depsidase]

[megpie71]

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.

[bramblefrump]

A tech bro tried to convince me AI was amazing cause "you could make 30,000 screenplays in minutes" not realising that every single one would be shit, you'd have to sift through everything just to find some good bits, time wasted that could've been spent just writing a screenplay.

Technology Brothers know nothing about what goes into creating a work, other than the fact a work has been created to be exploited for cash. They see creativity as an investment opportunity, not a love for humanity.

[feminist-space]

Matthew Dow Smith: "Just remember: Arts & Humanities are so useless and pointless that Tech Bros were driven to spend billions of dollars to try and get a computer to do something that badly approximates something Arts & Humanities students could do half asleep and wired on coffee the night before the due date."

[teruterusky]

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

[teruterusky]

Update:

J.K. Rowling is apparently now filing a defamation lawsuit against someone who made fun of her for saying this, which means its time to spread this like wildfire!

[midwestvalleygirl-moved]

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

[darkmaga-retard]

[querulousglare]

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

[grimthetransman]

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

[soundcarvings]

Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.

[logray]

SHREK (2001) | EX MACHINA (2015)