EXPECTATIONS
if i look back, i am lost
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official daine visual archive
shark vs the universe
Product Placement
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
occasionally subtle
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will byers stan first human second
Andulka
#extradirty
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Origami Around
macklin celebrini has autism
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@aesthetically-deprived
The myth that gays and lesbians don’t get along is one perpetrated by straight people who know that if we ever bothered to unite our L G B and T infinity stones they’d fucking perish on sight like Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt
I fucking hate you…. I haven’t seen the god damn fucking movie…. Fuck all of you
Lot’s wife dies in infinity war
*standing in my yard at 4 am*
ME: HOW'S IT FEEL NOW
NEIGHBOR: what the hell is he doing
ME: *shaking tree trying to wake up the birds*
Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.
me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!
friend: cool
me: if you wanted me dead why didn't you say so earlier
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Barbie in the newest movie looks like if Elsa from Frozen was in Mass Effect
Don’t ask me why I know this.
i thought this was a constable frozen edit
Apparently the plot for this movie is that all the stars are dying and barbie needs to find a way to stop the universe succumbing to a cold dark end which is honestly more terrifying than a lot of actual scifi
Barbie and the heat death of the universe
be careful who u call ugly in middle school
cursed image
pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours………
me:
Cry me a fucking river
when you and your best friend both think the same thing
I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂
Save them
when someone says they dont like me
my man went for it
hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS
eels
oh… hello beautifuls….
these wiggly fellas are Anguilla dieffenbachii, or New Zealand longfin eels. the ones in local rivers and preserves are known for being gentle, food-driven little weenies that beg tourists for food.
especially hungry wild specimens have been reported to attack humans and animals by swarming them and ripping off their flesh, but these ones are harmless!
@eelpatrickharris how can you tell them from other freshwater eels, I’m curious? I was looking around, and it seemed like while some are pretty different (some have spots, etc), there were a bunch that looked basically like this. I was thinking American eels, since OPs profile says Texas, but I certainly couldn’t tell for sure.
the size, behavior, and thickness! you see, NZ longfins are known for travelling in herds, and they are big boys. while the majority of anguilla eels grow to 3.3 feet on average—a. rostrata, a. anguilla, a. japonica—longfins can and will grow to 6 feet and over. there have been reports of them growing to 10 feet, but due to overfishing, any specimens like that are long gone.
also, girth. top is a fully grown american eel (4 feet is their absolute maximum, 3 is average), and below is a new zealand longfin who has a few feet to go.
when it comes to mannerisms, you’ll almost never see american eels in groups outside of mating season, when they all migrate to the sea. they’re highly aggressive, distrustful of humans, and bitey. longfins, on the other hand, stick together and act like big water dogs.
it’s a common thing in NZ to have “pet” eels. people will feed scraps of meat to the ones in their local streams, and they’ll start wiggling excitedly when they see you! those eels in the video are just getting really pumped because they think someone has treats. (even though it’s bread, which is bad for them.)
they’re not as scary as they seem. NZ longfin eels just want to be your friend!
(note: this only applies to ones that live in preserves and rivers near civilization. eels from huge lakes and remote areas are generally starving and i don’t recommend trying to be their friend.)
i love everything about this
When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean
*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
me: BALLIN
me: BALL IS LIFE
me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
