Harry: (walking into the kitchen) Hey, Ron- what'cha up to?
Ron: Checking out this internet thing that Dean introduced me to. It's very informative.
Harry: Oh yeah, it's pretty popular in the muggle world. What are you looking through at the minute?
Ron: Your Wikipedia page, actually.
Harry: Wait- what?
Ron: Apparently someone wrote a book series about you.
Harry: Seriously? Wow- didn't know that.
Ron: Yep. You're also very popular as a character. Lots of fan-art. Tons of stuff.
Harry: Hmm. Interesting. (sitting down next to Ron) Hey- let's see what you've sort of reception you got. I bet you're everyone's favourite character!
Ron: (grinning) Aw- thanks, mate. You really think so? Okay- let's type me in- 'Ron Weasley', aaand search.
(Two hours later)
Harry: (smashing the laptop with a hammer) DIE, INTERNET, DIE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THESE THINGS ABOUT RONALD FLIPPING WEASLEY?
Ron: Harry, please calm down-
Harry: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, RON- YOU LITERALLY SACRIFICED YOURSELF AT THE AGE OF 12 FOR ME! I WILL NOT HAVE YOUR NAME SLANDERED LIKE THIS!
Ron: Hermione, can you help me calm Harry down-
Hermione: (yelling into the phone) AND I SAY TO YOU, STEVE KLOVES, HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF KNOWING WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!
Ron: I knew getting broadband was a mistake...





























