Parasite Paddy

◇ he/she/they ◇ artist?? ◇ just shitposter on tumblr ◇ IG: @parasite_paddy ◇ frogs! :3 ◇

[aetherealfrog]

Random sketch 🏷tags🏷 #oc #originalcharacter #drawing #digitalart #art #aesthetic #palette #colorpalette #colourpalette #werewolf #fyp #warmtones #flautodolcesalato https://www.instagram.com/p/CkGZtsGKTFw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[vespaaurinkos]

david tennant: aziraphale and crowley are in love, they share a profound bond for the ages-

micheal sheen: BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY THEY TOTALLY FUCKED IN EP6

david tennant: *sighing* he's doing it again, a little help

neil gaiman: *filming* you're doing great sweetie

[aetherealfrog]

[aetherealfrog]

Aziraphale: *in crowley's bed, sleeping for the first time*

Aziraphale: *wakes up frantically* deAR, WHAT WAS THAT??

Crowley: *leaning next to him* 'that'... is what, exactly?

Aziraphale: I- I-! Lights! Colours! And voices, oooh so many voices! What was that?!?

Crowley: you mean... a dream?

Aziraphale: wasn't that dRUGS???

Crowley: oh- well- I guess you can kinda consider sleeping addictive from my point of view angel—

[aetherealfrog]

Crowley: *opens the fridge*

Crowley: WHO ATE MY CAKE!? *sottovoce* ngk it was for my angel im gonna k-

Aziraphale: *embarrassed* ... I did :(

Crowley: aaaand how did you like it? :)

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[chaariss]

i really hope my wish comes true

[champagnepug]

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

[pradest]

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

[lajoyofmylife]

I rly hope u guys arent shittin me

[dramatic-mami3042-deactivated20]

Please work

[thetanzaniteknight]

Rb-img at 11:11 for extra good luck!!

[aetherealfrog]

Oh yes, the wish thing is bACK–

[aetherealfrog]

Crowley: You're amazing, simply beautiful

Crowley: You're the most perfect being I've ever met, I wouldn't be the same without you

Aziraphale: *moved* oh my– dear, you're so sweet-

Crowley: *lovingly* You're the best plant I've ever had, Dennis

Aziraphale: *sobbing* eXCUSE ME WOT????

[ymmish-deactivated20221106]

i like to imagine that bentley just fuckin BLASTS romantic music whenever they ride together

[soft-angel-aziraphale]

Oh he definitely knows.

[ampyrsandrya]

[aetherealfrog]

Gavin, drunk (or maybe not): HEy fUCkiTy FUcKer, wHAT ThE fUCk dO YoU FuCKiNg WaNT!?

RK900: Fuck

Gavin: FuCK yEaH!! THAt’s tHE FuCKIng SpIRiT-

RK900: [pushes Gavin on the bed]

Gavin: Wait that’s nOT WHAT I-

[aetherealfrog]

Chrome: I'm having problems with a boy

Senku: like "I don't know the correct formula to dissolve his body" problems or "I like him" problems?

Chrome: "I like him" problems

Senku: too bad, I could have helped with the other one

Inspired to a "the dragon prince" post that i can't find anymore ç.ç

[writing-is-my-therapy-deactivat]

Man, I just really love this sequence! Simply fantastic!  

[totally-correct-dr-stone]

Gen Asagiri: Senkuu has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It’s anybody’s guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch this.

Gen, louder: Hey, Senkuu, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Senkuu Ishigami: Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it. Why?

Gen Asagiri: Now what state is it in?

Senkuu Ishigami: I dunno. Ecuador or something.

[logical-octo-deactivated2022110]

[totally-correct-dr-stone]

Jasper: Do you, Gen–

Gen Asagiri: Yes.

Jasper: And do you–

Senkuu, interrupting him: YES, YES, WE DO.

Senkuu, turning to Gen: WE'RE MARRIED!

[aripandagirl18]

Senku: I'm so bi-

Gen: *eyes widen hopefully*

Senku: -lingual. I'm bilingual. I can speak fluent Japanese and English

Gen: *drinks water disappointedly*

Senku: *smirks* I also like boys

Gen: *chokes on water*

[linguistic-eraser-chr]

Some last minute doodles before we all get absolutely destroyed in the next ep