[girlvasectomy]

MICHAEL IN THE BACKROOMS

[libertalia]

Daredevil: Born Again 2x03 / The Punisher: One Last Kill

[avantgarden-er]

damn [PRONOUN] your pussy is crazy!

the pussy:

[gifmarvel]

The Punisher | The Abyss (2.11) The Punisher: One Last Kill | 2026

[eloiscbridgerton]

KASTLE 2017, 2019, 2026

[valhelos]

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[fidelcostco]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[notschlatt]

big guy™

[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[kurczakmarty]

girl i am not good at drawing cats, but Jumin Han :3

[personaltheft]

mystic messenger been on the brain big time.....is this anything *taps mic* is this on

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[kokodrawings]

My piece for the @halloffamezine! It was super fun working with everyone, thank you! 💖