a mediocre idiot with the rhythm of a wet mop

Mostly Batfam and DC with the occasional Dimension 20 stuff + whatever I’m currently watching - Ao3: MeSoDealWithIt_2 Also yes this is the same account as you might think it is, my old one got deleted

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First thing Tim does when Dick comes back from Bludhaven: hug

Second thing Tim does when Dick comes back from Bludhaven: take one singular piece of cheese from his subway sandwich

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15 minutes after Nico screams into the void upon first seeing Percy Jackson at Camp Jupiter, he goes to Reyna and slams down “50 bucks the new kid wipes everyone out at war games”

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Seeing all of the Red Desert edits now is crazy because I had this vision years ago but specifically for Lightning McQueen from Pixar Cars

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A young Tim Drake sitting on his parent’s bathroom countertop, legs swinging as he watches his mom put on her make-up. He asks if he can try it and she hands him the lip gloss and bends down to draw little wings of eyeliner. Janet turns around and lifts her hair for Tim to pull up the zipper of her dress, then he jumps down to go get her heels and bag. When he comes back his mom squeezes him in a hug and jokingly asks if he’ll pretend to be sick so she can skip this gala- he pushes her away and says that she already got ready so she has to go and show off how sparkly her dress is. One last tight squeeze, Tim hands her the bag, and thinks, in the same way every little kid does, that his mom is the most beautiful person in the world and he can’t wait to grow up and look like her.

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Not my art, but holy shit, my friend gave me this as a gift:

She drew it free hand and she’s not even a dc fan and I need everyone to know how incredible she is

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PowerPoint Night with the Batfam and Tim's is about power scaling various Nightmare Blunt Rotations

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As I am the cool-older-sibling figure to the kid I babysit, all of his interests are things I liked. Now that I want to ease him into the idea of D&D, I was planning on making a campaign based on his favorite show right now, Miraculous Ladybug. I was thinking something like Dice Times' ATLA game system, but I was wondering if something like it already exists for MLB, so if anyone knows about anything please help?

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Jason ends every threat with the phrase "...with a gun" even if a gun has no business being involved with whatever he's said

Some examples include:

- I'm going to stab you...with a gun

- I am going to slurp your ligaments like spaghetti...with a gun

- if anything happens to (...) I am going to sink the ocean...with a gun

- I am going to hit you...with a gun

- I’m gonna burn all your left shoes...with a gun

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The kid I babysit has recently informed me that he has gotten into the habit of asking to go to the bathroom twice during the school day so that in the situation that he gets a Miraculous it will not be out of the ordinary for him to ask when he has to go fight an akuma

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Tim and Steph would get into an explosion, get all of their bones broken, and then the next day win a Just Dance competition because they memorized the Timber & Rasputin dance and refused to not put all their effort in

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Every single app on Tim's phone is in a specific folder except for a light meter, Geometry Dash, and the NJ Transit app (he does not use the NJ Transit)

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I think the reason why the fanon version of Tim Drake tends to play up the “both my brothers have tried to kill me” for angst reasons is that Tim had the exact same reaction to getting purposefully isolated and brutally attacked in the Titans Tower as he did to having to do a quick tuck and roll off of a building, and that reaction was: “The fuck’s your problem?”

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Bruce hears sounds coming from Tim’s room at 3 AM and goes to check on him, only to find a creature lit by the glow of a laptop screen, with glowing blue eyes, biting into a Red Bull popsicle, and surrounded by the remains of three (3) Babybel cheeses.

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Tim, wearing a red T-shirt over a black turtleneck and jean: *having a good day*

Steph, in the distance: You look like Max Goof

Tim: *immediately keels over from 2d8 psychic damage*

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Dick Grayson is the type of person to injure his ribs and get two paper cuts on the same day and complain about the paper cuts more

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The funniest thing about Fabian and Riz’s friendship is that from an outside perspective, they’re the basic “jock & nerd” but in reality, Fabian always wears his seatbelt on the school bus and Riz has never once thought of doing so

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I’ve just learned that I am from one of the few states that requires seatbelts on school buses (even if no one wears them) and that that is not a common thing actually- but here’s how the rest of The Bad Kids would wear seatbelts on the school bus:

Gorgug - Never fit in the seats so they didn’t really matter

Adaine - Wore it up till the 5th grade because of a slight sense of paranoia, but then realized that they don’t do shit

Fig - Would braid the ones hanging in front of her

Kristen - Has never made it to the bus on time

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The funniest thing about Fabian and Riz’s friendship is that from an outside perspective, they’re the basic “jock & nerd” but in reality, Fabian always wears his seatbelt on the school bus and Riz has never once thought of doing so