[pointnclick]

Thank you for coming to my this

[wander-in-arda]

What is that

[pointnclick]

My this #mythis

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[laterkiss]

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

[thevampirejade]

Armand.

Also Lestat.

[laterkiss]

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

[megabuild]

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sapphling]

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

[the-peoples-puppy]

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

[kosmogrl]

does anyone know how to stop fucking things up

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[enba-and-luka]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[afishdrowning]

An excellent opportunity to point out that generative AI is little more than predictive text on steroids, which is why it “hallucinates.”

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.