theo

20, he/him Praise Cadence!

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[acesmithx]

“Are you decent?” Morally? Absolutely not. Decent like do I have pants on? Also no

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[rentumblsstuff]

And when will Aurora Primrose be getting disguised as a grandma?

[vashtim]

everyone say cheese!

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[gh0st-s0da]

I have not finished listening to The Suckening, but I was instantly endeared to these 3 bozos

[unganseylike]

happy “the S.R.F., where the S stood for soft, the R stood for rich, and the F for something else” Friday!

[nesstarr]

ok I got my larp ready for the big game this saturday

[strewbi]

Sir Terry Pratchett is a master of the written word but he ain’t shit for the way he trained me to accept dumb naming conventions because i got three missed calls on my phone from Scam Likely and I spent like half a day wondering who I knew named Scam. 

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[typhus-andronicus]

Mr. Scam Likely of the Ankh-Morpork Thieves’ Guild

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[2129888]

*farseers your fool*

[aropride]

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[lixbethi]

yeah