Billy Bones: You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.
James Flint: Sure.
Billy Bones: Where is the clitoris?
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Billy Bones: You said that we could come to you if we had any questions.
James Flint: Sure.
Billy Bones: Where is the clitoris?
This is so fucking good!!
Betsy DeVos is cutting Obama’s student loan protections. She also owns a student loan debt collection agency. This is why conservatism is a sham: small, starved government sounds fiscally responsible until you realize that the people doing the gutting are simply looking for the government’s market share.
Levi Olson (via leviolson)
THIS THIS THIS THIS
(via wilwheaton)
still not over this clapback
give me a grey makeup pencil and some white face paint and i could recreate the su*cide sq*ads look easily but do u know how complicated it would be for me to make the alien makeup of beyond? itd take years of training, and then weeks upon weeks of work to perfect the prosthetics, hours to put on the actors faces seamlessly………….im salty
*gestures to Killer Croc and Enchantress and El Diablo*
Seriously? Shut the hell up.
Oh three characters.
Damn
How about the FIFTY NEW ALIENS created for Star Trek Beyond
There are a few of the again, THE FIFTY THEY CREATED.
And if you didn’t know, they didn’t give a shit about Killer Croc or any of the others. Oh no! Every YEAR the Holloywood reporter get someone who votes at the Oscars to talk about why they voted for what they did.
[Source]
So before you tell someone to shut the hell up, realise what actually happened.
They ignored the talents of some true wonderful artists ON BOTH SIDES! Because Harley Quinn is hot. They didn’t just flat out insult the creators who worked on Star Trek Beyond, but everyone who worked on Suicide Squad. They won through sexism, not talent.
It is a hollow win. Everyone lost.
After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic, Please come to the gate immediately. Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there. An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress, Just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly. Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her Problem? we told her the flight was going to be four hours late and she Did this. I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly. Shu dow-a, shu- biduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick, Sho bit se-wee? The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used— She stopped crying. She thought our flight had been canceled entirely. She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the Following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late, Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him. We called her son and I spoke with him in English. I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and Would ride next to her—Southwest. She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it. Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and Found out of course they had ten shared friends. Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian Poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours. She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering Questions. She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered Sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag— And was offering them to all the women at the gate. To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a Sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California, The lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same Powdered sugar. And smiling. There are no better cookies. And then the airline broke out the free beverages from huge coolers— Non-alcoholic—and the two little girls for our flight, one African American, one Mexican American—ran around serving us all apple juice And lemonade and they were covered with powdered sugar too. And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands— Had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing, With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always Carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere. And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought, This is the world I want to live in. The shared world. Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped —has seemed apprehensive about any other person. They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too. This can still happen anywhere. Not everything is lost.
Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via oliviacirce)
2016-17 Goals Game 62/82 (vs St. Louis Blues)
Goal 1: Toews (267th career goal, ties Jeremy Roenick for 8th on the Blackhawks all-time goal scoring list) Goal 2: Kane (Powerplay) (Keith gets his 500th career NHL point with an assist) Goal 3: Anisimov Goal 4: Kero (Empty Net) Bonus Gif: Panarin finally joins in the group after an amazing pass to Anisimov to tie the game up late in the 3rd.
If I wanna be my friend u have to understand that sometimes I can’t cope with conversations. And just because I’m on tumblr effectively shouting into the void but not replying to your message doesn’t mean I hate u it just means that the thought of talking to anyone in depth is extremely overwhelming
26.02.17 - *wink*
9-year-old girl gives care bags to homeless women
After noticing homeless people on her walk to school in Irvine, California, 9-year-old Khloe Thompson decided to start her own charity, dubbed Khloe Kares. She passes out hand-sewn bags filled with life’s little necessities (feminine hygiene products, soap, socks, toothpaste) to homeless women. Thompson’s work doesn’t stop at Kare Bags though, she just led a huge initiative for kids in group homes.
Black excellence!
these little kids are out to change the world!
Protect this child
I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
Wise words from a wise man
message to my women, Muslim, PoC, LGBT, and disabled followers:
cwnerd12:
I love you all. Your lives are valuable. There are still a lot of people out in the world who love you.
Please, please, please, stay strong. Now is the time to fight back and show that we won’t be erased.
And please tell those around you who need it that they are loved.
waking up on November 9th like:
It’s better to be a good person who swears like a trooper than a quite well mannered piece of shit.
Faina Ranevskaya (via rababuska)
Hockey: a sport where grown men will fight endlessly about a water bottle [x]
#WHAT ARE YOU? THE BOTTLE POLICE?