dead inside

they/he batman stan heds way to into philosophy

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[jackandjanetdefender]

Accidentally negligent Drakes where they straight up forget they have a kid, but Tim also forgot he had actual parents as well so everytime they're home they just stare at each other like 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

The faces of Latchkey Kid and his Absent Parents when they remember they are in fact part of a family unit.

Tim: so, uh, how was.... Prague?

Janet: Peru, actually. I trust your .... school? Is going well?

Jack: Jan, it's July. He doesn't have--you don't have school now, right?

Tim *in summer school*: ummm no?

Jack: okay, good.

Tim:

Janet:

Jack: so, do we get dinner together or--

Tim: I can pretend to be the dog sitter if you pay me to go away and not interact with you.

Janet: I can also pretend to be the dogsitter.

Jack: ethically, I probably shouldn't say yes to this plan but it is very tempting.

They spend the next two weeks awkwardly making small talk and googling How to Family

[chaoticbatfam]

the idea that Tim is as clueless regarding son-ing as Bruce is regarding parenting really explains a lot about every single one of their interactions

[saresin]

oh!!!!!!!!!

spamming a ton of tags for awareness

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

[angelnumbers]

[jeopardy-official]

Well fuck.

[xxcosmicaura]

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

[dc-megatournament]

Batman VS Everyone

If Batman gets prep time, so does everyone else

Batman/Bruce Wayne vs Extra Fine Neon Pink Glitter

Batman

Extra Fine Neon Pink Glitter

Voting ended onMar 6, 2025

[chaoticbatfam]

i hope everybody understands automatically that it was DEFINITELY steph who threw the glitter at him. and he lost.

[theconcealedweapon]

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[voltaspistol]

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

[ijustgotherebro]

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[ere-the-sun-rises]

This comes back to bite them all in the ass when the curse wears off but Bruce still remembers. While he's back to business as Batman, when he's Brucie ...

And that's how Bruce wound up as a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race.

[thefandomtrashthatisme]

[thingstrumperssay]

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

[geocaprican]