Agent Vee

An agent at the E.O.D. Unauthorized account. [Co-Creator of Jail Arc/Jailbird AU]

[agent-vee-missions]

Hello, people of Tumblr. For it is I, Agent Vee.

I am an agent at the E.O.D (Enhanced Operatives Division), and am great companions with @agent-phoenix-secret-acc

I have created this blog to get in touch with other agents, collect information from any possible Zoraxis agents lurking around, promote my YouTube channel where I do I expect you to die streams and speedruns, and get Agent Phoenix to stop nagging on me to make an account. I hope as to not make any enemies on here.

Link to my channel for those who are interested:

Agent Vee

Your mind is your best weapon… (Read me!) The game I’m playing in most of my streams is called I expect you to die. Developed by @SchellG

[A/N: Hello dear readers! So...this is an account I created by cause my friend (the account holder of @agent-phoenix-secret-acc) noticed that my vids didn’t get many views on YouTube and said I should help promote my channel by also posting stuff on Tumblr, so feel free to send Agent Vee some asks!]

[agent-phoenix-secret-acc]

[OOC:

Hey everyone! Sorry I stopped being active on Tumblr this year. Life has been really busy since I moved and got my new job. I've been arriving home super late and waking up early and in between all that I forgot about this acc! I'm really sorry for ditching y'all. I might come back to this acc soon but it isn't too likely to be regular or happen at all. I still love you all so much, but me and Vee have just been super occupied!

I love you all sm! Sorry again <3]

[agent-vee-missions]

OOC: Yeah, this basically sums up our current situation. We both now have time consuming full time jobs and I'm gonna be honest I forgot about this app. I also apologise for ditching everyone. I'm not likely to come back to tumblr, but there's a chance my Youtube may get an update. Thank you all for being patient with us, we both appreciate it.

[agent-vee-missions]

Do you know Phoenix isn’t eating?

Yes, I do.

It's been weeks I've been telling him to eat more, but he keeps assuring me he's fine. I know full well he isn't.

Pursuading him isn't working.

I think he might just need some time alone...

[OOC: Hey everyone! Sorry @agent-phoenix-secret-acc and I haven't been posting much! We've been distracted with moving IRL (we share an apt.), but now we're back and steady! Hopefully we'll be able to post more!]

[agent-vee-missions]

Bonfyre, here. Were y'all safe in prison? I know most of em are kinda brutal. I hope no one recognized you, either.

Hello, Agent Bonfyre. I appreciate your concern. I was surprisingly safe in prison, no one really tried to pick on me or anything of the sort. Phoenix, however, had quite the opposite going for them...

Also, luckily no one recognized us. Phoenix and I are both pretty keen with concealing who we truly are.

I hope this answered your questions.

[agent-vee-missions]

New IEYTD speedrun video has been updated to my channel. Here is the video for those who are interested:

This is a speedrun of the Operation: Stage Fright from IEYTD 2. The time taken here was 1 minute and 29 seconds.

Thank you for your attention.

[agent-vee-missions]

What in all happened?? Why does Phoenix hurt? what did you go to jail for? How did you get caught? How long were you in? Was it "deserved" (according to the law)? Did Reggie bail you or were you let out as innocents?? I have so many questions you don't need to answer them all but I am deeply concerned for you two.

Get well ❤️

Okay, you clearly have a lot of question, so I'll answer as many as I can.

1: We got arrested a while back, but now we're back.

2: I won't say because that is not my story to tell. Phoenix will tell you once they're comfortable enough to do so. If ever.

3: We went to jail for breaking into the Go Karting place we love, and ended up getting caught.

4: We were in jail for about 2 months.

5: We were charged with breaking and entering, trespassing, distruction of property (Phoenix broke a window), and (petty) theft (we each took a candy bar). The theft was a false accusation, since we paid the vending mashine. We were supposed to spend 6 years in jail. (3 for breaking and entering, 1 for trespassing, 1 for breaking and entering, and 1 for petty theft.)

6: We were bailed out by the agency. They paid for our bail (15000$), and we got one hell of a lecture when we got back.

Thank you for your concern. I hope to have answered your questions.

[pandagobrr]

Ahhh I see. How was prison, over all? Is there any reason The Agency didn't pick you up sooner? I wouldn't think leaving agents in a public holding cell for two months would be very good for business, y'know, keeping your identity as secret as possible

[hyperion-starwatcher]

Damn, I think those charges are a tad excessive, I don't think you get jail time for theft unless it's grand larceny (stealing something of very high value)

[agent-vee-missions]

For Panda's question(s) , I didn’t mind prison all that much. Phoenix would tell you otherwise. The agency didn’t pick us up sooner because they had absolutely no idea where we were, and only found out that we were in jail after searching for us.

For Hyperion's "question", I thought so too, but the judge was quite strict on that front, even though the theft was a false charge. Luckily, we were bailed out early and didn’t face all the extra time.

[agent-vee-missions]

What in all happened?? Why does Phoenix hurt? what did you go to jail for? How did you get caught? How long were you in? Was it "deserved" (according to the law)? Did Reggie bail you or were you let out as innocents?? I have so many questions you don't need to answer them all but I am deeply concerned for you two.

Get well ❤️

Okay, you clearly have a lot of question, so I'll answer as many as I can.

1: We got arrested a while back, but now we're back.

2: I won't say because that is not my story to tell. Phoenix will tell you once they're comfortable enough to do so. If ever.

3: We went to jail for breaking into the Go Karting place we love, and ended up getting caught.

4: We were in jail for about 2 months.

5: We were charged with breaking and entering, trespassing, distruction of property (Phoenix broke a window), and (petty) theft (we each took a candy bar). The theft was a false accusation, since we paid the vending mashine. We were supposed to spend 6 years in jail. (3 for breaking and entering, 1 for trespassing, 1 for breaking and entering, and 1 for petty theft.)

6: We were bailed out by the agency. They paid for our bail (15000$), and we got one hell of a lecture when we got back.

Thank you for your concern. I hope to have answered your questions.

[agent-vee-missions]

[Account holder presents: Leaked conversion between Agent Phoenix and Agent Vee:]

[Hey y'all! So, me and @agent-phoenix-secret-acc are doing this collab universe between my Agent Vee oc and their Agent Phoenix acc. We're gonna occasionally post stuff that is OOC (acc holder pov) to help explain their story better! So, I hope you like it! Rn, they just got out of jail (more explanation in our other posts) and Phoenix is obviously dealing with smthn they're denying. So, hope you enjoy this collab!]

[agent-vee-missions]

A few...uhm...companions of ours at the agency have been asking me and @agent-phoenix-secret-acc questions about what happened during the time we spent imprisoned, so I deduce that there might be a few comrades on this platform who have their own curiosities, too. So feel free to ask me anything. However, please refrain from asking Phoenix about the predicament too much. This is not their personal demand, but I'm quite certain that they are still quite sensitive about the issue. However, I am not. So please, ask away. I'm all ears.

[agent-vee-missions]

*You got a letter that was slotted in the mail slot. Based on the design, it seems to be from somewhere within the EOD.

Greetings,

Welcome to the Enhanced Operatives Division. Well, the wider network of the EOD.

It is a pleasure to meet you. I sure hope we can be friends.

You may have gotten some information about the multiverse at this point. I am not that well versed in some aspects but I suppose I can answer a question or two.

Eagerly,

Agent 13-12

(This is @eod-agent-13-12. I consider myself to be on the slightly-new-but-still-kinda-old-enough part of the fandom. Welcome to the fandom.)

Yet another suspicious letter mentioning the multiverse?! I just got back and I'm already getting these again?! It's ridiculous! I ju- *sigh*...

Well...I'm not opposed to making friends, but this is all utterly confusing!

*Agent Vee tossed the letter onto their desk, and sat down.*

Now, to do the paperwork Phoenix would kill to avoid...spoiled little shite...

[Heyy! Account holder here! Vee is kinda confused about the multiverse, and already has a lot on their mind from the jail arc (mostly worry for Phoenix. They care about them more than they'd like to admit), so they might be the slightest confused, overreactive and possibly overwhelmed! Also, I'm more on the been-here-for-years-but-no-one-knows side of the fandom 😭😭]

[agent-phoenix-secret-acc]

HEY Y'ALL!

SOOO SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE FOR LIKE A MONTH!! ME AND @agent-vee-missions WENT TO JAIL FOR BREAKING INTO THE GO KARTING STADIUM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LMAO 😭😭

BUT WE'RE BACK NOW! AND WE'RE GONNA START POSTING AGAIN :DD

AGAIN, SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE! THE GUARDS WERE MEAN :/

[agent-vee-missions]

Your ass is lucky that the agency realized we've been missing and bailed us out, cuz I know full well your autistic ass could never handle sleeping on that matress texture for any longer than that. I'm surprised you made it without having a meltdown, love. You've never been able to sleep comfortably unless it's on a silk sheet.

Anyways, try and be more careful next time, and let us not get caught caught trying to have a blast.

[agent-vee-missions]

[The sound of someone throwing something at the door and running away is heard. On the floor is a piece of paper that says "Hi! Welcome to the multiverse :3"]

( @phoenix-and-found-family Welcome to Tumblr! Hope you enjoy this pile of bullshit :3)

(if you've been here for a little while now I'm sorry 👍 lmao)

*Agent Vee picks up the note that was dropped in front of their quarters, and stares at it.*

"What is this...? Is this some sort of ludicrous tomfoolery?!"

*Even though they felt the paper was useless and probably a joke, they felt it might be important. So they went back inside, paper in hand, and shut the door.*

[Account holder: Heyy! I hope this is a good reply 😅 I had to ask @agent-phoenix-secret-acc for some help with this one. They explained a bit about the ieytd multiverse (from what they know. they said they are still new and being introduced to it themselves.) so now I'm a bit more educated :D]

[agent-vee-missions]

@ask-kaleidoscape-phoenixes

Welcome to Tumblr, Agent Vee! The Kaleidoscape Subdivision wishes you good luck on your future missions.

-Agent Crimson (definitely not one of those Zoraxis agents you were talking about)

P.S. - is your Agent Phoenix as annoying as ours?

Thank you, Agent Crimson, for your warm welcome and offering of luck I do not need (I have skill). I'm going to be keeping an eye on your account to make sure you do not contact any Zoraxis agents. For...safety reasons.

P.S: Yes. Absolutely. I love him but oh god yes. And that motherfucker is 𝘵𝘰𝘰 good at Go Karting.

[agent-vee-missions]

Heya Agent Vee! This is Agent Bonfyre, deep undercover. Happy to see you here!

I have yet to encounter Zoraxis personelle, but I am fully on the lookout.

Will report again!

(My main is full of a different fandom, so if you wanna chat, find me at @brain-is-a-toaster !!)

Why hello there, Agent Bonfyre, I'm happy to see you too.

Zoraxis personnel are quite hard to spot, so I'm afraid it'll take us both quite a while to find them.

I'm hoping to hear from you soon...