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norman jayden: where the hell did that asshole blake go

norman, using hands as a megaphone: IM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, DOING MY JOB, AND FOLLOWING THE LAW

carter blake, kicking down a door without a warrant: NOT FOR LONG

Hi guys.

I want to apologize. Probably growing super old, I know. But I honestly thought I could manage it. I thought I could run my blogs happily and that it’d provide a good distraction. But I can’t cope with neither my depression or anxiety. It’s ruining me. I’m not suicidal and I won’t ever be, but I just can’t do anything. It really upsets me because I love all 3 of my muses, and both of my OCs. I can’t think straight, I can’t remember anything; I actually cried taking a test the other day because I couldn’t recall how to do something I knew I could. What I’m saying is that I really do want to rp here. I really do. But it’s too hard for me, especially the longer the threads. I will try to reply, but don’t keep your hopes up. I don’t think I’ll be able to do long threads at all, which is really annoying. I’m really sorry guys.

If you want me, you will always be able to contact me on my personal blog @kuranszo, and I’m always open (although awkward and awful at holding up conversation) to skype messages (just tell me who you are).

#reblogging instead of reposting #because I'm lazy okay #shhh

salikawood

#~Muse #~The Asshole

agentjaydenfbi

“…I don’t get it.”

#open starter #open to all #[[omg I missed Jayden :(((]]

[[Okay so I should put an update here as well. My activity here is going to be rare and sporadic. My health isn’t all that great and it makes thinking rather hard, and I put a lot of care into my Jayden and I feel like if I write him in my current state, it’s only going to be sub-par. However, saying that, there will be times I may feel up to it. I love writing as Jayden, and as soon as I recover, I will definitely return full time to this blog. The Heavy Rain rp community is basically dead and I don’t want to contribute to it’s death. Especially as they’re interesting characters and there’s a lot of potential.

If you want a full time active Jayden while I’m gone, PLEASE FOLLOW askxagent47023 because holy shit they’re amazing and they totally deserve it!

Anyways, I’ll be over on my oc blog runawaydefector and on my Skype (mutuals can ask for it if you want it) if anyone needs me. I’ll keep you posted.]]

#~Off Duty #this has been a public service announcement #<3

weaponslover

agentjaydenfbi

weaponslover:

Beretta

#~Arsenal #ARI: Add this to the queue

RP partner: *raises voice just enough to be heard* “do you want Angst?”

me: *at full volume* “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR ANGST”

#mmmmm yes #~Off Duty

revolutionariess

characters that go through hell yet still believe in the goodness of humanity, still hope for the best despite everything, refuse to let darkness consume them because someone somewhere is always going to be good are literally my favourite, because they give me that little hope too

#ARI: Add this to the queue

jerimobear

#~Muse #~The Father #~The Asshole #ARI: Add this to the queue

leave-your-home-blog

oh my fucking god who did this.

i can’t.

oh, norman.

#[[omg I forgot about this]]#~Muse #~The Asshole #ARI: Add this to the queue

creepyshite

Stages Of Deterioration In The Human Body

The moment of death: 1. The heart stops. 2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color. 3. All the muscles relax. 4. The bladder and bowels empty. 5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes: 6. The skin gets purple and waxy. 7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color. 8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body. 9. The hands and feet turn blue. 10. The eyes sink into the skull. After 4 hours: 11. Rigor mortis has set in. 12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue. 13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so. After 12 hours: 14. The body is in full rigor mortis. After 24 hours: 15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment. 16. In males, the semen dies. 17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color. 18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body. 19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat. After 3 days: 20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin. 21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely. 22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum. After 3 weeks: 23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse. 24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body. 25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.

#~Crime Scene Analysis #~Queue