can we talk about how the mist from percy jackson is literally the biggest gaslighter, gatekeeper, and girlbosser, like you’re just a random mortal new yorker and you hear about the 12 year old attacking a bunch of old ladies on the bus and then the same kid ends up in a standoff gun fight with some random man, but you don’t know that it’s actually furies and the literal god of war, so you think nothing of it bc ya know it’s just another day in ~new york~ blackjack takes a dump on you midair but what do you know, it’s just abnormally huge bird poop, and percy’s just stifling a laugh and apology while flying overhead

























