Words. They are Good

Sol - Old enough to yell 'get off my lawn!'

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[teadalek]

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

[weirdness-is-good]

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[xenasaur]

and ur ass is still here

[mendelssohn-kin]

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

[mendelssohn-kin]

She objectified a lot of people 

[recursive-occlusion]

[coffin-fit-for-two]

new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

[oatlymilk]

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

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Remaining time: 17045 days 1 hour

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[calebwittebane]

me looking at john singer sargents watercolours: Just Fuck Of...

[calebwittebane]

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[orcaowl]

(Adding some of his alligator watercolors to this post)

[teaboot]

I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Office supply outlets

Hardware stores

Antique sewing machines in working order

Really good gel pens

People in eyeliner

Baroque art

Textile warehouses

Administrative filing systems

[guardianofscrewingup]

Yeah, nailed it.

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[escuerzoresucitado]

[just-add-butter]

Sound on. It's truly a masterpiece.

[mbari-blog]

Meet the gulper eel

MBARI has studied the deep waters of Monterey Bay and beyond for more than 30 years. In our thousands of dives to these dark depths, we’ve only seen this species seven times.

Gulper eels reach a maximum size of 1 meter and live between 300 - 2,000 meters deep.

learn more: https://www.mbari.org/animal/whiptail-gulper-eel/

[amygdalae]

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

[t4tvampireisms]

[virtualtoybox]

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

[grxi]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ALREADY LIKED THIS

[4gifs]

[theproblematicblogger]

That gazebo is so fucked

[didgeridooyouloveme]

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

[awkwardarbor]

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

[thebobblehat]

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

[blackmormon-blog]

I only liked this for the gif

[saint-augustines-pears]

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

[petermorwood]

Search for “Eric and the Dread Gazebo” for more.

[pierppasolini]

The Golden Girls - 2.11 - ‘Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

[bevismusson]

This is even better when you know about the prank props team played on the girls for rehearsal

[airframeextender]

you know what really gets my goat?

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

el chupacabra

[anonaboo]

I’m sorry!? What?!

[lindseyanna]

[azzandra]

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?