I'm not impressed by you.

My header image is that one time I saved Thrall's bitch ass from his own feels. I'm hardcore. Don't fuck with me if you can't take a hit. I graduated top of my class at the navy seals.

[guardianoftheparty]

He’s not coming to save you, he’s probably terrified of the idea of having to fight me! *puts more pressure on the ice around Lilian, intending to completely crush her* Well I guess this is good bye Lilian, because when I’m done with you they won’t be able to scrape enough of you off the walls to even attempt a resurrect- *is instantly vaporized by a blast of energy hitting him out of nowhere*

[yourmainmanguldan]

*wanders in, looking disdainfully down at the pile of ash that used to be Medivh a few seconds ago* Hm, I have to say there is one flaw to this thing. Takes away the fun of actually getting to fight people. *looks at Lilian* Hello, I see you’re having fun.

[voss-ass-lich]

*is just staring at the pile of ash* …whoa. holy shit. 

[aggrasive]

*SLAMS IN THROUGH THE GROUND AND SMASHES THE ICE* aaaaAAAAAAGHHGHHH!!!!!!!!!! *shes screaming in Gul'dans face and then she jumps away into the sky*

[maievneverwrong]

tfw you squirt good

[lifegrindr]

i know that feel! :) :D

[maievneverwrong]

nice but why did you decide to share

[lifegrindr]

:D :D its fun @everyone share your squirting stories

[maievneverwrong]

please dont? this was my own post wtf

[aggrasive]

*Falls in from the sky* I SQUIRTED SO HARD IT BLEW DEATHWING INTO THE NORTHEN BARRENS :D *JUMPS OUT INTO THE SKY AGAIN*

[worldsbestwarchief]

*finds the rock Thralls on and yells up at him* HEY THRALL CAN YOU GET DOWN HERE I NEED YOU FOR A THING

[nathew-pagle]

NO!! KEEP SINGING! THE MURLOCS LOVE IT *has been sitting with his murloc warriors enjoying thrall’s yodeling for the past three hours*

[thralls-balls]

sorry vol’jin i can’t deny my fans *makes more murloc noises* 

[worldsbestwarchief]

*sighs in frustration* BUT SILVERMOON IS BEING ATTACKED BY SYLVANAS AND I NEED A REALLY AMAZING AND POWERFUL SHAMAN TO GO HELP DEFEAT HER AND SAVE THE CITY

[aggrasive]

*FALLS IN FROM THE SKY WHILE HOLDING DEATHWING FROM HIS TAIL* SUPER AMAZING SHAMAN IS HERE!!!!!!!

[aggrasive]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

*crushes rocks between her breasts*

POWER. MORE POWER.

*BEGINS AGGRESSIVELY SLAMMING TOTEMS INTO THE GROUND*

[deathwingdings]

If I keep getting sw u ng ARO UDN LIKE THIS IM GONNAN HURL FCVBNHGBNGFVCV

[aggrasive]

AGGRA SMASH. *continues swinging Deathwing around by his tail*

[worldsbestwarchief]

*has been slowly trying to edge away as Thrall and Aggra talk, not exactly wanting to be there if Thrall mentions him at any point*

[aggrasive]

*notices him and runs up to him, hugging him* HELLO GREAT WARCHIEF. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? HAHA

[worldsbestwarchief]

oh uhhh hi aggra, good to see you alive and everything *looks kind of nervous* oh you know everythings been fine just been leading the horde and everything just business as usual haha

[aggrasive]

*Laughs and sets him down* ALIVE? OF COURSE I AM ALIVE GOOD OL CHUMMY CHUM PAL FRIEND CHUMMY PAL FRIEND FRIEND OF MY HUSBAND CHUM DIDDLY UM BUM

[worldsbestwarchief]

*has been slowly trying to edge away as Thrall and Aggra talk, not exactly wanting to be there if Thrall mentions him at any point*

[aggrasive]

*notices him and runs up to him, hugging him* HELLO GREAT WARCHIEF. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? HAHA

[aggrasive]

I’ve only been asleep for a day Thrall. Nice to know you have missed me.

[thralls-balls]

uhhhhhh actually you’ve been dead for months. they found you dead in gallywix’s kitchen and i was really sad and cried a lot :( 

[aggrasive]

Lol thrall don't be silly you were probably high. I've only been gone a day, as is evident by the amount of bullshit you have managed to do. *points to the hole in Dalaran* how come you haven't fixed this yet wtf

[lifegrindr]

*shits overhead and gives a sly wink*

[thralls-balls]

*moves aggra away from the splash zone before it can hit, letting go of her and just staring at her in awe* i can’t believe ur back omg 

[aggrasive]

I've only been asleep for a day Thrall. Nice to know you have missed me.

[aggrasive]

*Aggra sits beneath Dalaran and looks up* AGGRA IS HERE AND READY FOR CHEER. *super jumps up through the rock in Dalaran*

[thralls-balls]

*rubs his eyes* Aggra….??? Is that you?? oh god am i just seeing things bc im drunk pls no

[worldsbestwarchief]

*has actually dropped his drink in complete shock* yeah no youre definitely not seeing things unless this is a mass hallucination

[aggrasive]

*JUMPS AROUND TRIUMPHANTLY* HELLO. WHAT PARTY IS THIS? AND WHY WASN'T I SENT AN INVITE?

[aggrasive]

*Aggra sits beneath Dalaran and looks up* AGGRA IS HERE AND READY FOR CHEER. *super jumps up through the rock in Dalaran*

[aggrasive]

hey aggra uh now that you're alive again can you explain why you were dead in my kitchen (gallywank)

Aw’right well listen innit mate I was just havin’ massive bants with my mates and pals and all and then Jezza who is like the fuckin boss of bringin’ it to the table suggested we should all play a drinkin’ game. So I was like yeah man bring it bruv. I ended up gettin’ hammered and next thing I knew someone was wallopin’ my ‘ead in with a damn fryin’ pan. That’s where it all goes dark, next thing I know I’m leapin’ out of dragon dook with my good ol’ son Durak. It’s quite the perplexin’ mystery if I say so myself and I do so don’t question it, innit mate.

[lifegrindr]

*flies over Aggra + co’s grave and shits massively* I BRING LIFE TO THESE BARREN WASTES.

[aggrasive]

*returns to life* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGHFVDGBF