Hello

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[shikiimisaki]

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[vinnamah]

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[ramenbrainedoak]

the truth about computers they don't want you to know.

[iamoutofideas]

adventure time one-off character

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think pots and pans should get dirty when you use them

[muppet-sex]

[countably-infinite-rats]

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

[seven-oh-four]

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

[rythyme]

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

[rythyme]

!!! Learn From My Humiliation!!! THESE ARE THE BITCHES!!!! DO NOT FORGET THEM !!!!

[deramin2]

[miscellaneous-reblog-blog]

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

[fred-the-dinosaur]

[charlesoberonn]

I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

[girlsontanks]

Nessie turning around in the lake:

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[pangur-and-grim]

who’s my happiest little guy! it’s you!

[cat-faces]

[slicethepi]

you can't just leave this in the replies @all-i-am-is-pharmacy

[muzzlesbian]

i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems

[hemipenal-system]

real… i wanna do this…

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[catchymemes]

[bathroomcube]

[bathroomcube]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[pangur-and-grim]

the rumple lamb sleeps on a pillow in the day

[pangur-and-grim]

he crumbles into black dust and blows away

[pangur-and-grim]