Haha are you. Vergin?

Hello.My name is Jessica. Welcome to my twisted ankle.

[blignick]

[1y81u32hr9asnfjikd-deactivated2]

[disgustinggf]

i'm not rotting in my bedroom i'm a princess locked in a castle

[el-lugar-bueno]

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That's her, btw

She's an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

[knitmeapony]

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

[vaspider]

Now we know what she was trying to figure out.

[epilepticsaints]

[willypadilly]

Dream job

[raepritewrites]

If this happened to me, I'd show up to work with my Switch, basket of yarn and crochet hooks, and books from my tbr pile - if you think I am not willing to get paid to do nothing, you are sadly mistaken. It's impossible for me to get bored.

[pheonix199]

And this ... works?

Neurotypical people are WEIRD.

[systlin]

Apparently?

People are in the notes saying oh but I would hate not socializing with my co workers :( and I'm like. Huh????

Having to Forcibly Socialize with people I often tolerate at best at work is my single most spoon burning event of the day. If I could show up, not have tasks, and not have anyone talk to me but also wouldn't get fired, I would be taking naps in the conference room, reading through my To Read pile, and cutting out a sewing pattern.

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

Important update

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[babygirlgeralt]

[ID: Close up of a mug held up in front of a blurred desk background. The mug has a blank Excel spreadsheet printed on it, with a large Excel logo and the words “Freak in the Sheets” overlaid. End ID]

[skaddoink]

i know jackshit about excel but i need this

[johnwickofficial]

You can get the mug HERE!

[bellablowsbubblesx]

This mug appeals to my love of Excel 🤣

[amateur]

[a-mayan-joy-has-nuts]

Leave him? 😆

[victorious]

Me because that shirt is rad:

[the-big-mood]

This shirt made me laugh more than it should have!

I got mine from HERE

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Yep, dump him. That shirt is hilarious.

[boring-anime-fan-deactivated202]

Your boyfriend is a cat of course he wouldn't understand a shirt

[violetsandshrikes]

Spotted Hyaena (Crocuta crocuta) by leuli

[theropoda]

[pokec0re]

[xanny]

I literally hated this scene i used to feel so bad . like. they died

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[patrickpants]

[scope-dogg]

Here's your controller bro

[christianstepmoms]

Gorillas are Strength builds

Chimps are Dexterity builds

Orangutans are Magic builds

[christianstepmoms]

Charisma

[teathattast]

[kim-jisoo]

Bonus:

[depsidase]

[chaogongoozles]

[bortoukali]