Aggressively Articulate

I meant to do my work today, but a brown bird sang in the apple tree, and a butterfly flitted across the field, and all the leaves were calling me.

[backroad-song]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[guarded-affection]

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[fierceawakening]

yeet the pasta yeet ALL the pasta

[langsandlit]

Mesmerising 

[broad-city-baby]

[montygreen]

#moodboard

[mysharona1987]

[left-reminders]

[comicberks]

Goddamn it. 

[incidentalcomics]

This comic and many others appear in my new book, I WILL JUDGE YOU BY YOUR BOOKSHELF. You can order a signed, personalized copy from my wonderful local bookstore, Watermark Books, or find it internationally wherever books are sold!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[secondclassvines]

[schweeeppess]

[the-carlos-cow-eyes]

It took me a second to get It, but I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING😂👏

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mando-lore]

2020 mood

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[uncleromeo]

did you fire your entire low level staff or did you give them paid days off to stay home?

... and by fire I mean did you take them off the schedule and "promise" to call them as soon as hours were available or did you just outright tell them you "couldn't afford" to keep them on staff and unfortunately you had to "let them go".

did you in any way fight to make sure that your nonsalaried staff would be taken care of financially during that time or did you just make plans to hire new bodies as soon as you could resume business as usual?

[nessa007]

2020 mood be like

[omghotmemes]

But… that’s none of my business

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches

[starsberrisnunicorns]

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