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love triangles can’t exist without at least 1 lgbt person. cishets just don’t know how shapes work

I’ve created this helpful info graphic

Most of the characters that people call a love triangle is really just a love corner. And the woman is usually backed into it.

neongreentoxicity

Reblogging for the last comment

funnelcloudd

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

funnelcloudd

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

spontaneousmusicalnumber

@trainwreckgenerator why did you hide these in the tags

digitaldiscipline

This suggests that Maximum Overdrive was Jurassic Park for motor vehicles.

cheesedemon

I’m sorry, but that is misleading as hell. American and European trucks are bred for different purposes.

American trucks are bred for long hauls on largely straight roads. They can go for hours without a break. A European truck needs more breaks and a lighter load, and they would indeed take great internal damage if they tried to keep up with the Longsnout.

The European Shortsnout is not bred for looks, but for agility! They navigate the windy roads of Europe in a way that would be way too risky for the powerful, but more clumsy American truck. It is true that the European overheats faster at high speeds, that is the very reason that breaks every 4,5 hours are mandatory for both the truck and the handler and a day of driving can never be longer then 9 hours.

So, all in all, appreciate all of our trucks and our shared history, and be the responsible owner that gets the right breed for the right job.

kedreeva

To be fair, the US does have shortnose trucks as well, they’re just a breed kept mainly for very local work where, like the above says, they are working in places with lots of turns, shorter drives, and plenty of stops. I see them used for garbage pickup a lot, where a longnosed Mack wouldn’t be able to fit much less maneuver, and the short nose prevents them from getting rubs (raw skin or even open sores) on their snouts.

I would also like to point out that the tags have got it backwards. The wild trucks (which I’m pretty sure are extinct in the wild now) that all modern breeds stemmed from were shortnose trucks. We had known about automobiles and domesticated several species, but the truck species was not discovered until close to the start of the 1900’s, in Germany, which I BELIEVE was the first country to breed them in captivity, although England was the first country to really start using them for work. I managed to find a photo of taxidermied specimen

As you can see, it resembles both long and short nosed breeds, as well as the far more common house truck used by individuals instead of for commercial work.

As to the aggression, while the mack longnose LOOKS aggressive, they’re generally gentle giants (although please do give them space on the road! not seeing you in their blind spot is NOT the same as aggression!), it is actually the smaller house truck that is often trained by their handler to be aggressive: the keyword being TRAINED, they are also not naturally aggressive. The only time I have seen a mack be commonly aggressive is when they are pulling 2 gravel trailers, and I would be cranky if I was being overworked, too. If you see them hauling that kind of load, just give them space, and you’ll be fine.

swagpaws

if ur chubby or fat or even just a little soft around the edges i hope u kno ur absolutely gorgeous and amazing and i love u 💕

nnicckyy

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

obligatorymorningfart

i want to clarify i think those are the only two things that would change in a modern day star wars setting

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

economists really took the divine right of kings and turned it into billionaire CEOs

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

“it’s kinda fucked up to reject the business practices of jeff bezos when he rightfully earned his position under capitalism”

acti-veg

“About twenty years ago, I attended a lecture by a Harvard professor who talked about how corporations operate like modern-day kingdoms. At one time, she said, people believed kings ruled by divine right, and today we seem to believe the same thing about corporations. Toward the end, she asked, “Do you know what it is that allowed people to let go of, overcome, and reject the notion of the divine right of kings?” I held my breath and got ready to take some notes. Her answer: “They just stopped believing in it.”

- Frances Moore Lappé

xenosagaepisodeone

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

santa-destroy-deactivated202211

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

ifrits-deactivated20210804

yeah ill reblog that

libbyframe

Sword of Isildur commission for twoamhoney.tumblr.com

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

can i just give one very specific Fuck You to the person who sent me .01 dollars

FUCK YOU JONATHAN

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

wait wait holy shit

i just realized these are requested payments. holy shit FUCK WHOEVER SAW THIS POST AND SENT ME A BILL FOR $4.20. FUCK YOU CATHERINE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR POWER MOVES