[captainriz]

So you like chemistry puns...

[ischemgeek]

captainriz:

Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.

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captaincassbutt

[sizvideos]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

[instahot-blog]

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

[clestroying]

i wanna wax my butt but at the same time like ow

[fuckyeahsubversivekawaii]

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[bessette-deactivated20190517]

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

[kushandwizdom]

[kushandwizdom]

More good vibes here

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[froankie-deactivated20130715]

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

[all-fades-away]

Hello Queen of Genovia

[crazysexyfierce]

Anne Hathaway is all kinds of magic.

[pleatedjeans]

[heybarto-deactivated20151225]

[zombielover]

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[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

That’s a weird looking fish

[vaginalbleeding]

[prizewang]