[thorsbaratitty-blog]

lookin at steve like we will never speak of this again

[drewchainzzzz]

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

[lasersandtacos-deactivated20150]

actually if you were invisible the first thing you’d do is go blind because no light would hit your eyes it would just go through them

so being invisible would suck

[itsnotmorg]

you must be fun at parties

[fantazomai-blog]

i didn’t want to respond because the answer was “me and my friends are arguing over which one of us has the most sociopathic tendencies and I thought ‘hey I murdered my twin in the womb’ was an excellent argument”

[salon]

Watch Elizabeth Warren utterly destroy the Senate GOP

[cooourtniiix333-deactivated2011]

If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies in 13 days.

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[tomlensins-deactivated20150801]

I CAN’T NOT. THIS POST HAS TO BE DESTROYED I DO NOT LIKE IT.

[babil6]

[trishna87]

boyyyyssssss

[thedailywhat]

F**k Yeah Science of the Day: Say goodbye to the “hot pizza burn” — researchers at the University of New Mexico (a city known for chemistry) have created a dissolving oral strip that gives immediate relief and healing to a scalded mouth. 

Coffee, tea, pizza, or Hot Pocket, let no temperature stand in your way ever again. These need to come out ASAP.

[geekologie]

[nosasstro-deactivated20130517]

THIS IS TRULY A GREAT SCIENTIFIC ACCOMPLISHMENT LIKE I AM HONESTLY SO IMPRESSED LIKE HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.  GREATEST THING TO HAPPEN THIS YEAR YET.

[itsamaria-deactivated20150626]

I need thousands of these bc I never learn to let my food/drinks cool enough

[a-singer-of-songs]

THIS IS SUPER COOL I’m always scalding myself AND ALSO GO UNM.  I knew you’d make the “news” for a good reason someday.

But since when is Albuquerque known for chemistry?

[beetleborg]

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

[boombeombamtoo]

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

[sillylittleshoteka-deactivated2]

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

[monicgeller]

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

We’re becoming self aware

[bluedollarbillzmusic]

[blows]

nature & vintage blog

vintage

[gifson-net]

[000000000000000-1]

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

[fortruinous-deactivated20170101]

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

[dopaminx]

I thought this was a college student getting really excited about sleep

[emojis]

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

[intergaylactic-deactivated20131]

hes the guy we learn about in math

[rainbowznstuff-deactivated20140]

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

[pupapage-blog]

naturally

[homestuki]

I SPENT. A WHOLE. FUCKING. SEMESTER. PAINTING THIS. MONTHS.

I WANT IT TO GET LOTS OF NOTES, GIVE IT LOTS OF NOTES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINSTAKING AND TIME INTENSIVE THIS WAS.

[turnblr-left]

Inclusive children go far.

[amydentata]

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

[thebabycheetah]

This is the best

[mayahan]