let justice be done, though the heavens fall.

rebecca . 20+ . bad liar I like fictional characters. [Not spoiler-free and occasionally nsfw.]

[crumbling-toast]

so the fact he says 'a First Age bottle' implies that he has more than one stashed away and now I'm imagining the apocalyptic hellscape that is late game Beleriand with the survivors frantically trying to flee east, meanwhile Brimby here is hauling five crates of the finest vintage up the foothills of Ered Luin

[winterswake]

#when you gaslit too close to the sun

[winterswake]

Galadriel vs. Dreamboat Halbrand 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

[dankmemeuniversity]

[walkingintothemoors]

girls when they see the most stressed out, anxious, pent up man riddled with grief: i need him

[silentwalrus1]

“FMA is bad because it portrays war criminals as sympathetic, likable people” bro that’s the point. That’s the whole point. That is THE point. Did you think Ethnic Cleanser is some kind of special category of person that gets separated away from all the Good People at birth? Did you think there’s some kind of barn full of Genocide Doers that only gets deployed into the general public during world wars? Did you think assholes who do terrible shit in real life are never charming or likable or capable of doing good things and helping people? One of the best parts of FMA is how we the audience realize that some of our core protags have made irredeemable choices, and we have to reckon with the fact that they’re still people, with the unalienable rights and qualities thereof. Sorry if the Problematics aren’t constantly wearing a dunce cap and a list of all their crimes and this makes the media incomprehensible to you  

[astraltrickster]

These tags have passed peer review

[teseo-trolls-u-deactivated20230]

Infantilize your cats, there’s nothing they can do about it lmao, if you don’t wanna be treated like a baby then why baby shaped?

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[goldcrescent]

Aemond: [uses his godzilla sized war beast to chase a small child during a 0 visibility thunderstorm over the ocean while cackling and screaming that he’s going to pluck his eye out]

Lucerys: [fucking dies]

Aemond:

[demigoddessqueens]

He’ll commit war crimes but look cute doing it

[carys-the-ninth]

“let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it” (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[alicenthightcwer]

#it’s actually a comedy

pt 2 (pt 1)

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[bilsonwradshaw-deactivated20211]

[xxjinchuurikixx]

“Oh, we were closer than brothers…”

“It was you who said we could reshape the world. It’s what we said we’d do.”

“Because I was in love with you.”

“The summer I fell in love with Grindelwald…”

“Gellert and I made plans to run away together.”

“Who will love you now, Dumbledore?”

[percyfraser]

Mean Girls (2004), dir. Mark Waters

[midgelenny]

my goal in life is to inspire the same level of fear in a man as beth harmon instills barely after introducing herself to a chess player:

“beth harmon”

“…shit.”

[robertmitchum]

You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.

Jiji in Kiki’s Delivery Service  魔女の宅急便 dir. Hayao Miyazaki