freak (affectionate)

he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ - hockey mostly - deranged (affectionate)

[pvckdrops]

outmogged the rest of the 2023 draft class so bad omfg

[aherowhowashappy]

She has a transatlantic accent and she’s giving a press conference on her ex husband the oil billionaire being found dead with his mistress

[yabagofmilfs]

Hey you know what hurts me most about those worlds handshake line photos—G can’t even look at him. Sid’s going in for the usual neck nuzzle like hey don’t be mad at me sorry I become a rabid dog in competitive situations I love you so much please know I spent the entire time busting out of my decrepit jock because I find it so exciting to pit myself against you. And G looks like he’s thinking if I look at my beloved he will see my hurt and shame and I will have to resent him for it. He’s like how poetic that the one I love is the one who puts the dagger in me. The physician is sending him to Bath, in hopes the sea air will heal him. But how can the sea repair a spirit already interred, etc.

[naanima]

We need the pictorial evidence to hammer in the true ANGST of this fucking tragic moment.

I don't know what it says about me that I knew the exact photo discussed, and that it was saved on my phone in a folder called, "HOCKEY - SAD GAY".

[robindrake13]

To put this in further contest, this was the final match of the IIHF World 2015 and Canada won 6-1 vs Russia...

I FOUND THE GAME!!

note: the moment sid and geno meet on the handshake line isn’t in this video. sid’s the first player at the front of the canada line and by the time they show geno going down the line, geno’s already half way down

[hyperbole-and-a-hat-trick]

prev tags im 💀

[f1vegas]

cmd: best player in history

sid going grey biding his time until he is past the point of no return when you cannot suspend the passage of time through hard work alone anymore and a young 1OA who modeled himself exactly in your image comes along as the ultimate self-stroke claimant to your legacy in the game: i like this one. ‘mini sid’. thats kinda cute :)

macklin chewing and slobbering over one of sids old sticks: :}

cmd with a haunted faraway gaze into the middle distance, blinking sun and hinterland winds out of his eyes as macklin pisses on his leg: yeah… he really is

[loganes]

(x)

[loganes]

everyone is really normal about him

[celebrinienjoyer]

hockey canada giving mack the c:

[patrebka]

do y’all fuck with my Nolana mii?

and I KNOW I misclicked on his birthday month, by the way!!! okay??? so don’t tell me!!!!!!!

[patrebka]

Nolan's beautiful lover is in game too, naturally.

they love to do activities such as: TK lies down #chilling on the grass and Nolan lies there next to him and stares at him like he wants to kill him and wear his skin the whole time

[aherowhowashappy]

Fuck.

[yabagofmilfs]

i can’t do this i literally feel like im going to die

[twominutesforembellishment]

Arty waiting for taps.

27.04.2026 [Round 1 Game 5]

[submarinerwrites]

so it goes, so it goes, so it goes.

[patrebka]

"watersports is awesome,” I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"she's right."

I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 4th row stands... Nolan Patrick.

[yabagofmilfs]

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

[ultravioletlightwaves]

wait henrik lundqvist is defending sidney crosby's fall. hank says that if you get hit anywhere near your eye you just go down, it's natural and it doesn't take much. hank is Team Let Sid Perform His Little Dramas It Is His Right.

[korryshutout]

if i'm passing and you're passing and you're passing and you're passing and you're passing then who's shooting?

[f1vegas]

the replays of that celly. trevor fully decided that he and jamie were alone in a sunlit bedroom with the cozy sheet over the two of them giggling and smooching with their hair in each others mouths instead of in the ppg paints arena in front of eighteen thousand ppl and denver barkey

[aherowhowashappy]

Jamie drysdale first career playoff goal but at what cost…

[hyggles]

if you did not live through the 2018-19 flyers season. and the tknp of it all. i cannot POSSIBLY communicate to you the degree to which seeing the flyers put out video content of drysdale and zegras hanging out at home makes me feel like i'm being hunted for sport.

[hyggles]

every seven years the human body completes a full cycle of cell regeneration and every seven years the philadelphia flyers marketing department slams a big orange button labeled FUJOSHI PROTOCOL

[hyggles]

Inquirer: Nolan Patrick and Travis Konecny are polar opposites and best friends (Oct 2, 2018) // Inquirer: The Flyers let ‘Z be Z.’ Now, he’s got his ‘swagger back’ (April 16, 2026)