whatever

[mudkipzzz]

[rslashrats]

[cromchychipdip]

Why is this on my dash?

[rslashrats]

i dont know

[kristina100000]

*pushes pinkpantheress' bangs away*

pinkpantheress: o mi gosh....! i see! its all so beautiful. thank yeuw

me: =) *walks away in my denim skirt*

[pure]

Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym

[antiandrogen]

Can’t really argue with this

[sludgebones]

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

[sufjanswidow]

girl, if you don’t put your damn records on….

[slimereveler]

so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately

[nabakovian]

i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[afloweroutofstone]

This is my first reaction to maybe 25% of all political posts online

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

[masonicbeheadingritual]

losing my mind over this

[supermariomamafucker]

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

[kristina100000]

[shittierpost]

Me: *strapped to a chair in a cold interrogation room with a middle aged man pacing back and forth*

Him: *projects a picture of Sam and Frodo on to the wall* What is their relationship?

Me: Their ship is valid and very cute, but we should also consider the idea that their admiration and respect for one another is a deep, platonic bond. Love doesn't always have to be romantic, and it is important for men to be able to express their platonic care for one another in a way that toxic masculinity doesn't currently allow.

Him: Okay *projects a picture of Legolas and Gimli* what's their relatio-

Me: They're fucking.

[kushblazer666]

[sacredstem]

leshawna ball oc cinematic universe

[inthesensethat]