be a dragon

[kristina100000]

oh SHUT UP

[abstractobject]

we wouldn’t have to get involved if y'all weren’t so dumb!!!!

[gleelive-deactivated20180818]

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

[boringangel]

samirah raheem for @dazeddigital

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

the signs from most to least funny

[meta-xylene]

Yield Stop Railroad Xing Wet Floor No Parking Do Not Enter Exit Open Toll Booths Ahead Register Closed Trucks Use Low Gear School Zone

[mysomethingtoremember-deactivat]

© Federico Fernández

[graceebooks]

ISDJFKSDJFALKDSJF;KLADKJ

[mxnrique]

honestly? a true lgbt ally

[sotick]

By  Graham Morrison

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[avoidantproblem]

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

[wildwood-faun]

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

[princeheathen]

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

[brandiglanville]

[you-had-me-at-whoa]

My aesthetic: Petty with manners

[iamhannalashay]

this was so respectful bruh

[kiani93-deactivated20210916]

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[nuhstalgicsoul-deactivated20180]

[illinicoise]

Me: You know I think my diet is working and my exercise regimen is going great. i think i actually look pret-

My Body Dismorphia:

[espressogal]

once you stop fantasizing about that ideal version of yourself and start working towards becoming that person by setting your alarm clock earlier and actually going to the gym and actually volunteering at places and actually eating healthier and not procrastinating and working just a little bit harder you’ll realize that it was so easy all along. becoming your ideal self will only ever exist in your mind until you make the decision to work towards becoming that person. get up!! get going!! it’s now or never!! there is no light at the end of the tunnel!! get that flashlight and pave your own path bitch bc no one else is going to do it for u!!

[ithelpstodream]

[thedreamingwood-deactivated2020]

*DING DING DING* yep