Legit Got No Idea What Im Doing

But I might as well tell other people about it so they don’t make the same mistakes

[congratulotions]

imagine being a normal citizen of arendelle. you’re just minding your goddamn business when the queen plunges your kingdom into eternal winter, very nearly killing you. she then somehow recovers from that absolute PR nightmare by building a cool ice rink. then three years later you’re forced to evacuate because that bitch decided to Awaken The Spirits of the Enchanted Forest and you almost die AGAIN when the kingdom almost floods– but wait, she saves the day! so it’s Fine!

then she hands the kingdom over to her normal well-adjusted sister and peaces out to the scandinavian wilderness to become a full-time forest cryptid. she can occasionally be spotted riding her magical water horse across the sea like lesbian jesus. you have no idea what the fuck just happened. you’re just trying to sell some lutefisk. how do you explain this to your children

[congratulotions]

citizens of arendelle when they hear idina menzel yodeling about how her heart yearns for adventure at 3am

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

People out here saying they need guns for self defense like please all you need is a shrek mask, a pair of shiny tongs, and the cry of a warrior and you will scare ANY motherfucker away from your shit

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

Therapist: and what do we say when bad things happen

Me: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS

Therapist: no

[beachcave]

[cdqsd]

Simone Biles becomes the FIRST woman to land a triple double in competition on the floor exercise.

[naruto-speculation]

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

My mom: *throwing my bedroom door open* ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE IN HERE

Me, sitting on my bed criss-cross applesauce style under my blanket watching Netflix, knowing good and well the most frisky thing I’ve ever done is look in someone’s general direction: yep

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

[moiraxrose]

#same energy

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

Therapy’s expensive but blasting Hozier at 2 am on the side of the highway is free

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

I took a walk with my dog and cried the whole time. I threw a lean cuisine in the microwave and had a breakdown while it was heating up. I cried in my car on the way to the bank. I’m really sad right now. But if I’m gonna be sad I’m gonna be productive sad. Because my sad ass doesn’t really want to exercise or eat or do the things I need to do but I’m gonna do them because one day I’m not gonna be sad anymore and I wanna be healthy on that happy day.

[marvel-speculation]

Honestly the Area 51 memes are the only thing keeping this nation together at this point

[thefakerachelray]

When a network cancels a TV show they should be required to give them a season’s notice so the writers can tie up loose plot threads and people who work on the show can find other work instead of just suddenly canceling shows between seasons in this essay I will

[i-miss-balthazar]

OP where’s the essay?

[whalemeansgrace]

The network cancelled it without a season’s notice

[5000-talking-lizards]

The “I’m Awkward and Don’t Know What To Do With My Arms” starterpack

[anemonequeen-moved]

[steve-the-evets]

He don’t know what to to with em

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

I’m leaving my front and back door unlicked so if I get robbed I’ll have somebody to talk to

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

I meant unlocked but I’ll try to remember not to lick my doors either

[ahiseeivemessedupagain]

I’m leaving my front and back door unlicked so if I get robbed I’ll have somebody to talk to