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| 25 | they/them | lover of things not people | i be just reblogging shit i find funny so... welcome?

[skeletonthecreator]

yippeeee! *dives into my bed at the exact right angle that i phase through the molecules entering the fabled bedtime dimension and become cozy forever*

[when-you-fail-again]

[mahoganyamore]

lost in heaven

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[dykonicdiva]

i am at my clits end

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[02chokerwav]

[ceruleanheaven]

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[sonof-nyx]

“Guys?”

[maykitz]

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

[maykitz]

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[mymultifandomhell]

hello ilya 🥰 / ?

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.