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Jemma. she/her, white, trans lady

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[wombrion]

girl with no problems

[wombrion]

whoever said homura would folllow madoka to the bathroom like a cat ur soo right

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[fwippy]

Okay as an Elliott hater I think this art is fine EXCEPT. Why did they give him blue eyes. His eyes are green.

[fwippy]

This fucker is not your blue eyes white dragon

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[furry-fey]

just gonna leave these here

[furry-fey]

oh and this fan art

1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]

2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]

[jackson-imbecille]

Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’ve already drawn it 🤓

I’ll only post the full uncensored version on my sideblog @velocistraptor if Senshi wins, though 👀

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[fwippy]

Okay as an Elliott hater I think this art is fine EXCEPT. Why did they give him blue eyes. His eyes are green.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Remaining time: 1 day 1 hour

[inbabylontheywept]

my favorite comprehensible math fact is that 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 + 1/16 + 1/32... all the way on, forever, equals exactly 2. and i love it because it sounds totally mystical and then you see the proof for it and its just like a little drawing that makes you go, oh, right, duh. like all you need is a square that you have decided has an area of 2, and then you just start coloring in.

[inbabylontheywept]

i see what you're referring to, but that "never get that final block in place" thing is what infinity is for. the infinity is kind of for the moment when you do the final thing in a never ending pattern. its the last number. there is no last number. its there. you can see it. you cannot get there. but what if you did? then you'd be at two. you are at two. you measure the corners of your house. its a little bigger on the inside than the out. hm.

uh oh.

[inbabylontheywept]

we dont talk about the ramanujan sum in this house. that is an incomprehensible math fact and the way that it repeatedly pops up in high level physics is proof that there is something wrong with our high level physics, or something wrong with the idea of addition itself. it scares me. genuinely.

[rabbitkinglune777]

nazi bashing catgirl

(WIP)

[rabbitkinglune777]

shes gonna be swinging a bat n shit and it's gonna be cool

[rabbitkinglune777]

trans girls should be allowed to do this

[fwippy]

[giskie]

do i have to play warhammer 1-39999 first to understand 40k

[rapidpunches]

"SURVIVING"

[lovelyslime]

I love yall. Whoever you are. I'll always love you person reading this.

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

Hidden developer message from Bart Simpson’s Escape from Camp Deadly

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[kaiasky]

🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜

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⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[leviathan-supersystem]

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

[crtter]

[xekstrin]

good news OP, quite a few people were upset that we called our yuri milf game a milf game, and were even further scandalized to learn it was for a “yuri” game jam because yuri is a bad word also now, too, for some reason

[vanquishedvaliant]

!!! @xekstrin you can’t just mention a yuri milf game and not gives us links to plug it!! I want to know!! I want to know about the yuri milfs!!!

[xekstrin]

It’s called Love On The Peacock Express  you play as a cocky detective on a train full of milfs who have mysteries to solve

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

I didn’t know @tealesbian was a game developer

[thecybersmith]

I was onboard for that until I learned that the game was funding baby-murder :(

[g0dtier]

this post really has everything huh

[mr-elementle]

The notes on this post are like the elephants foot

[crtter]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

[storyweavingspider]

Getting cancelled on tumblr because someone went into my blog archives and caught me calling crackers the H word with a hard Y