Dinosauroid

Mammaliocentrists DNI.

[sexy-people-contests]

Who's Sexier? Gollum or Palpatine

Gollum (Package Deal with Smeagol)

Darth Sidious Palpatine

Voting ended onJul 2

[kuemori]

finding out your oomfs live in the same state as you is really Scary because then going outside starts to feel like this

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[palmoleander]

YA ALLAH STRIKE DOWN THE MANDO MOVIE

[swagophile]

ominous omen girl: 2 years, 7 months, 2 days.

me: Yea thats prolly nothing

ominous omen girl: Its definitely something. and really bad.

me: Nah probably i dont need to ever worey about that like ever

ominous omen girl: You should really start worrying about it now because its really bad

me: Nahhhhhh sounds fine. Yeaaaaaap. Sounds finw. Hey are you single

ominous omen girl: [threatened] I have a boyfriend and he lifts weights

me: [offended] You have a Boy friend? Seriously girl? Whats wrong with you... You should be yuri... You should be yuritastic

ominous omen girl: 2 years, 6 months, 2 days

me: Did you just take a month off

ominous omen girl: I can do that. It's allowed

me: W.T.F. This is Bull Shit

[homunculus-argument]

I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?

One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.

The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.

[homunculus-argument]

How exactly does one slow down and weave around pedestrians who are blocking the entire way in a formation in which it would be impossible to pass them even on foot without elbowing one or two?

[rotseria]

This is literally why we need bike lanes

[homunculus-argument]

The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

[peppermintquartz]

You can try to teach a toddler about germ theory or you can get them to wash their hands because "yucky"

[tpwrtrmnky]

Teaching a toddler to wash hands because yucky when the Ethics Understander crashes through the roof. "STOP RIGHT THERE," the Ethics Understander shouts at me. "The disgust response is not a legitimate substitute for a considered value judgment, and in fact, weaponizing disgust instead of grounding those judgments in a more rigorous framework is fundamental to reactionary rhetoric!"

The toddler looks at me. "You are a fascist, auntie. I have seen the light and will now go eat chewing gum from the pavement, unless you can educate me on a rigorous framework on the microbiology of pavement chewing gum this very instant."

[feotakahari]

But I’m not a toddler, and I would never want someone to tell me the “for toddlers” version of their beliefs. If I found out they weren’t telling me their actual beliefs, I’d get mad and stop trusting them. So I don’t want to treat other adults like they’re toddlers.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Nothing in this post says "treat someone who isn't a toddler like they are one", in fact the original post specifically says "to your target audience", implying that it's got to be evaluated case-by-case.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

[peppermintquartz]

You can try to teach a toddler about germ theory or you can get them to wash their hands because "yucky"

[tpwrtrmnky]

Teaching a toddler to wash hands because yucky when the Ethics Understander crashes through the roof. "STOP RIGHT THERE," the Ethics Understander shouts at me. "The disgust response is not a legitimate substitute for a considered value judgment, and in fact, weaponizing disgust instead of grounding those judgments in a more rigorous framework is fundamental to reactionary rhetoric!"

The toddler looks at me. "You are a fascist, auntie. I have seen the light and will now go eat chewing gum from the pavement, unless you can educate me on a rigorous framework on the microbiology of pavement chewing gum this very instant."

[footlongdingledong2]

vomits

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[for-those-who-wait]

Grace has every disease. He should be allowed Ilyukhina's heroin as a treat

[pukicho]

Please DM me if you are a giant man who can. I am in desperate need of your services.

[mishadoe]

what about giant women who can, Puki?

[pukicho]

No. Doesn't rhyme. Also please no one actually DM me, I just wanted to say the rhyme.

[shubbabang]

[captain-price-returns]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]