a humble simp

many people own my whole heart

[heckifiknowcomics]

hang in there buddy.

[web-wrecker]

He?

[politiho]

[ikimaru]

more memes than you wanted to remember, all the memes I could handle to compile

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[catsbeaversandducks]

The Cutest Meow Compilation

By Bubba the Cat

[amazingspidermans]

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

[princess-phantom]

Happy ḥanukkah!!

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[anarchblr]

[frightvale]

At last, he rests

[everythingfox]

[caviria]

[idkbecks]

[butterfly-and-moth-species]

Megalopyge opercularis

Megalopyge opercularis - Southern flannel moth

Family: Megalopygidae

[under-dark-stars-blog]

[lavender-ice]

please.

[wyvernchild]

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term.  Don’t believe me, look it up.

[theforestbeneathme-deactivated2]

This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.

[deanplease]

Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.

[sargentsnowy-blog]

REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT

[yeahiwasintheshit]

this is literally how my family’s first cat died. my neighbor started his car up in the morning and killed her.

[takesone2rogueone]

If you need any induction to just how lost my tablet pen is, I found my circa 2012 ipod touch

[takesone2rogueone]

Found the charger too

[takesone2rogueone]

And now we wait

[takesone2rogueone]

Oh honey

[takesone2rogueone]

HOLY FUCK

GUYS LOOK

HOLY FUCK

[thagrinbery-deactivated20181224]

when history speaks from the realm of lost items

[porterr-robinson]

[crystalwitch-in-the-tardis]

Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious

[vhivufu8653hidvbkkoiij-deactiva]

that mirror is LEAPING

[alexander]

i miss vine

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[but-im-jess-saying]

I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?

[ketchupzombie]

@batterswing idk why but this would be them

[batterswing]

omg