Absolute Unit

Posting art every 80 years; funny post hole. :)

[fluttershyes]

my boy true peace is what all ponies strive for

[courtesycalling]

Happy mušḫuššu monday everybody

(Photo credit: Osama Shukir Muhammed Amin FRCP(Glasg), CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons)

[guiltfactory]

i would like if something horrible and invasive was happening to him and his boundaries were violated and he was uncomfortable and scared

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[carrymelikeimcute]

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[sport-news-daily]

*watching a race* god theyre going around in a circle again !? have they learned NOTHING

[dogpuppy]

[gayvampyr]

losing it over this. unbridled chaos

[yellow-cat]

printing this on a tshirt and wearing it to see my family to see if they get the hint

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[valtsv]

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[valtsv]

[with obvious perverted intent] hey. don't you want to release the safety catches on that character. don't you want to flip off all the switches holding them back and let the control rods go.

[floridensis]

visited a home with a telephone pole beetle (Micromalthus debilis) infestation today. i was able to collect an unbelievable number of adults, which will be sent to various insect collections. i dont really have words for how mind boggling this is

Telephone-pole beetle - Wikipedia

Telephone-pole beetle - Wikipedia

[chelathy]

Waiter! Waiter! One million more Gilkidu getting it on arts please!!

[scolopendramorsitans]

just a handful of good boy :)

sukuna, scolopendra morsitans (venomous animal handle at your own risk)

[pukicho]

Babe stop being yourself, everyone wants to secretly kill you