Absolute Unit

Posting art every 80 years; funny post hole. :)

[fluttershyes]

my boy true peace is what all ponies strive for

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[millenianthemums]

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

[gazeldhazel]

if I was rich I would spend all my money on commissioning artists for porn that only I would enjoy

[pillowspace]

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

[pillowspace]

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

[avpol]

Old fear

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

[defectivegembrain]

I'm going to *remembers how many times in my life I didn't tell anyone I was suicidal* you know, I'm not going to, but I honestly think even joking about it is better than never talking about it, and I think people who have dealt with such a difficult thing deserve to be able to joke about our own experiences without getting lectured about some knock-off CBT that's been ground up and shat out of the online pop psychology void, and also you know this format in itself is a suicide joke right it's just euphemistic

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[newtypeoffreak]

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[which-ocs]

Which OC would be most likely to drink from a lava lamp if left unattended?

(submitted by anonymous!)

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hideous things should be kept hidden away.

[Thank you to @primtheamazing for the Zhuzhi-Lang Commission!]