Maraudersforfuckssake

[leninthestarlight]

Peter has the ability to talk for ages and not say a single thing, he is just yapping about everything and anything, it has managed to make the marauders not go to detention multiple times.

[hkxox]

wolfstar proposal that happens in the middle of an argument when sirius yells at remus’s face ‘im leaving! i want a divorce.’ and exasperated remus being like ‘we’re not even married?????’ and sirius immediately firing back ‘well then marry me you coward?? because I want a divorce.’

[fourtoast]

I need someone to draw either Bartylily or Rosekiller as Tom Holland and Zendaya's lip sync battle. The most important thing here is that Barty's Tom.

PLEASE

[siriuslikethestarr]

remus calls sirius "baby", "sweetheart" and other pet names even though sirius has so many tattoos, fully pierced, and looks like a fucking supermodel

[ablazeds]

if i see one more post where someone discludes peter from the marauders and replaces him with regulus i am gonna throw hands

[starcroww]

Sometimes Sirius talks so quickly and for so long without pausing for breath that Remus is worried he's going to pass out.

[raineystarz]

I don’t remember who said it but I saw a post on how regulus is everyone’s first kiss and I’ve been thinking about it daily ever since

so let me add that Barty is almost everyone’s first fuck

Regulus and Barty take each others virginity

Barty and Lily do it on a whim after arguing over who gets better grades

Barty and Sirius do it after the prank because Sirius realizes he likes boys and wants to experiment

Remus and Barty do it drunk after a party

Evan and Barty do it when they get together

James and Barty hooked up for a little bit just for the plot

Pandora let him eat her out because he asked nicely

[peckedpolaris]

*regulus living w/ wolfstar/sirius*

regulus: sirius wake up

sirius:

regulus, slapping him: sirius wake up

sirius, jolting up: wha- who broke in

regulus: im hungry

sirius:

sirius: what

regulus: im hungry

sirius: go make urself breakfast

regulus: theres nothing in the kitchen

sirius: shit i forgot to get groceries

regulus:

sirius, getting up: ugh fine

/

regulus: sirius wake up

sirius:

regulus, slapping him: sirius wake up

sirius, jolting up: wha- wheres the fire

regulus: im hungry

sirius: huh?

regulus: im hungry

sirius: i stocked the kitchen

regulus: yeah

sirius: go make urself breakfast

regulus: i dont know how to cook

sirius: seriously

regulus: yeah

sirius:

regulus:

sirius:

regulus:

sirius, getting up: ugh fine

/

regulus: sirius wake up

sirius:

regulus, slapping him: sirius wake up

sirius, jolting up: wha- who died

regulus: im hungry

sirius:

regulus:

sirius: regulus, i taught u how to order food

regulus: yeah but i want a home cooked breakfast :)

sirius:

regulus:

sirius: are you fucking with me

regulus: ◔ᴖ◔

sirius:

regulus: ◔ᴖ◔

sirius, getting up: ugh fine

[aibremlk]

Well i’m binge watching the punisher the series from marvel because i’m going to watch brand new day tomorrow and because I am depressed, and been thinking about it since I started it, I have to make you all depressed too. Sirius black (Ben Barnes) is at least in one universe the traitor to his friends (To frank/the punisher). Lots of love.

[finding-amethyst]

Grimmault Place, the moment Regulus was born

Sirius: I’ve only had Reggie for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[lor-lor]

I like to imagine Sirius found out that Regulus was an animagus AND dating James at the same time

*Sirius sitting in their dorm: looks at the marauders map and notices James and Regulus right on top of each other in the common room*

*also Sirius: RUNS to the common room to see James softly petting a black cat on his lap*

the gears started turning in his head at this exact moment.

[sincerelyemery]

32. i hate them i hate them i hate them (i need them to kiss)

[knighthans]

If it hadn’t been for Harry, Remus would’ve jumped into the veil right after Sirius

[fireflyofmars]

sirius gets more posh when he's drunk and regulus gets less posh when he's drunk. do you understand?

[spacegirlmood]

remus is like that one teacher who’s kinda dorky but sweet, but he never talks about his personal life

then one day this super hot guy covered in piercings and tattoos shows up, drops off his lunch, calls him “love”, and gives him a kiss on the cheek. and all of remus’s students lose their mind

[urenbyneighbor]

Sirius who never asks for food when he's hungry and gets embarassed when he's 'caught' making food for himself.

He especially gets hungry at night and struggles to fall asleep if he doesn't eat anything, so he fills cupboards with snacks he can eat then discard (hide) rapidly to fill his stomach. It makes him feel even worse and guiltier but he's just that hungry, so he'll swallow any junk food he can find.

Remus who just, slowly picks up on it. Gets up at two am with Sirius and realises his boyfriend looks very uncomfortable about it and has just been sipping on his glass of water for five minutes. So he asks if he's hungry and after a lot of hesitation Sirius says yeah.

And it's so casual, the way Remus simply offers to make him some pasta, that Sirius wants to cry. But he nods and that just becomes a thing. If they're sleeping late, Remus will make him a plate of something, no questions asked, no pressure. Sirius doesn't even have to eat it, it can go in the fridge for later.

Sometimes they cook together, often Remus tells him to just sit and look pretty, and that it's an essential part of his process.

And it's at two am, when Remus is stirring food, his sleeves rolled up and smiling sweetly like it's no bother. Because it's not, not for him. That Sirius knows he's never, ever leaving that man.

[moonypatootee]

remus and sirius can't openly kiss each other during hogsmeade outings like the rest of the couples at hogwarts so instead remus leans forward to light the end of sirius's cigarette with his own and sirius smiles up and him sweetly because he knows what it means