Swag

Nostalgia is a mind's trick If I'd been there, I'd hate it

[swag696942069]

Hi, I'm Swag.

20 [ISFP-T] She/They Dyslexic (so excuse any mistakes)

Obsessed with the Marauders (this is a marauders blog if you can't already tell...)

Swag stands for Sex with Andrew Garfield, but its funny when people call me it, so please keep doing it

Fyi/PSA, I'm fine with people reposting my stuff to like, pinterest, or whatever, just credit me, at least 🙏 please and thanks

Ask box disabled at the moment (blame the weirdos)

Marauders Fake Tweets Fame AU - on hiatus

Marauders Fake Tweets Figure Skater AU (theres only one) (idk if I'll make more)

Marauders Fake Tweets College AU - on hiatus

Marauders Fake Tweets Stremer AU - currently working on

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? Marauders Fake Tweets - coming soon

Please do not mention me in posts not related to The Marauders

[mydearestmoonyy]

sirius as an influencer and remus as his boyfriend who doesn’t show his face in the videos, but all the followers obsess over how hot he sounds and sirius always just replies to the comments like this with “i know right????”

[lextrow-writes]

The difference between Sirius and Regulus is passive suicidality and active suicidality btw

[m1dnightdancer]

sirius being left handed makes so much sense actually

[allaroundstar]

born - @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic - june 16 - 266 words

The fire in the Potter-Black drawing room crackled softly, casting long, warm shadows across the rug where eight-year-old Harry sat cross-legged.

Regulus looked up from his book, his gaze softening as he watched Harry trace the intricate patterns on the carpet. "You're quiet tonight, starlet. What’s on your mind?"

Harry hesitated, tugging at the hem of an oversized sweater. "Papa? You told me once that the healers thought you were a girl when you were born. But you weren't."

"That's right," Regulus said gently, setting his book aside. He knelt down on the rug to meet Harry's eyes. "I’ve been me since the very beginning. The words people used for me just didn't match who I actually was inside. It took time, and it took courage, but I had to be true to myself."

Harry looked up, green eyes wide and fiercely determined. "I think I'm just like you, Papa. Everyone calls me a girl, but I don't feel like one. I want to be a boy. I want to be trans, just like you."

A breath hitched in Regulus's chest, a profound wave of warmth and fierce protectiveness washing over him. He reached out, gently cupping Harry’s shoulder.

"You don't have to want to be anything, Harry," Regulus whispered, his voice thick with emotion. "If you tell me you're a boy, then you are a boy. And your dad and I will love you, support you, and stand by you every single step of the way. You're our son."

Harry’s face lit up with a brilliant, relieved smile, leaning forward into a tight, safe hug.

[outromoonyy]

James mentioning his parents in front of Sirius

[thegoofiestpebbles]

regulus wears rings and james knows this, so he buys regulus rings as birthday, christmas, just-because gifts. the first time this happened regulus freaked the fuck out because he thought james fleamont potter was proposing to him.

[evil-twink-reg]

walburga black is a helicopter mom

[queerofdisastwr]

and an almond mom as well

[mydearestmoonyy]

what about beige mum

[starcroww]

And a boy mum.

[nowolfnostar]

ngl i lowkenuinely like the nickname siri for sirius

but only when regulus uses it ☹️

[rablovergirl]

enemies to lovers jegulus on a press run for a rom com they're starring in. They stay in next door hotel rooms, do every interview together and they can't stand each other. Until one night they're hatred leads to ha heavy make out in the back alley of a club. They were dumb enough to get papped and now they're in a pr relationship.

[deswhomst]

Regulus: I just realized something. I had a terrible childhood.

Barty: Yeah, I know.

Regulus: What do you mean, "You know"?

Barty: Look at you. Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

Regulus: You are standing exactly the same way.

Barty: And my childhood was… ?

Regulus, nods: You’ve made your point

[slytherin0607]

Sirius: Why is James sitting on the floor?

Peter: Better question: why is Regulus sitting on the table?

Remus: And why are they staring at each other?

Sirius: James?

James: Shh.

Sirius: No.

James: We're in a debate.

Regulus: He's losing.

James: I am not.

Regulus: You are.

James: Reggie, my beloved, my sunshine, my heart—

Sirius: HE CALLED YOU SUNSHINE?

Regulus: Yes.

Sirius: YOU'RE REGULUS BLACK.

Regulus: I know.

Sirius: You're the human equivalent of a thunderstorm.

Regulus: That's not relevant.

James: It is to me.

Sirius: Stop looking at him like that.

James: Like what?

Sirius: Like he's hung the moon.

James: He didn't hang it.

James: But if he asked me to, I'd try.

Remus: That's concerning.

Peter: Deeply concerning.

Regulus: See? This is why he's losing.

James: Explain.

Regulus: I asked him what he'd do if I suddenly became a criminal mastermind.

Peter: Suddenly?

Sirius: Good catch.

Regulus: And his answer was "supportive husband."

Sirius: WHAT?!

James: In my defense, I said supportive husband who occasionally suggests less illegal alternatives.

Remus: That's not better.

James: It's a little better.

Regulus: Then I asked if he'd report me to the authorities.

Peter: Please tell me you said yes.

James: I said I'd need more information.

Sirius: JAMES.

James: What if he had a good reason?

Sirius: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO BECOME A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.

Regulus: That's a very closed-minded attitude.

Sirius: REGULUS.

James: That's what I said!

Sirius: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HIM?!

James: I'm not encouraging him. I'm listening to his perspective.

Remus: Which is?

Regulus: World domination.

Peter: Ah.

Remus: Right.

Sirius: Fantastic.

James: See, when you phrase it like that, it sounds bad.

Regulus: It does sound bad.

James: Exactly.

Sirius: THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO PHRASE WORLD DOMINATION.

Regulus: Global management.

James: That's much nicer.

Sirius: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.

Peter: Four idiots.

Remus: Three idiots and me.

Peter: Fair.

James: Reggie wouldn't actually take over the world.

Regulus: Thank you.

James: He hates managing people.

Regulus: Exactly.

James: Too much paperwork.

Regulus: Finally, someone understands me.

Sirius: So your defense is that he's too lazy to be evil?

James: Efficient. Not lazy.

Regulus: Thank you, darling.

Sirius: Stop rewarding him!

James: Sorry, what were you saying? I got distracted by Regulus calling me darling.

Regulus: Pathetic.

James: Do it again.

Regulus: Darling.

James: Thank you.

Sirius: I'M GOING TO WALK INTO THE LAKE.

Remus: You said that yesterday.

Sirius: And they got worse overnight.

Peter: Honestly, that's impressive.

Regulus: Thank you.

James: He's been working very hard.

Sirius: THAT'S NOT THE PART I WAS COMPLIMENTING.

[swag696942069]

Oh, Swag, what're you thinking about-

A figure skater Marauders AU where Walburga owns a rink and coaches Regulus, Evan, Pandora, Barty, and Dorcas

Its filmed like a reality show (think Dance Moms)

Barty and Dorcas do Pair skating together, Pandora used to do singles but switched to Ice Dance with Evan after Regulus came out as trans and he and Evan couldn't skate together anymore and so Regulus skates men singles now.

James being a superfan of "Black Star" the show name and their team name

James not even putting two and two together that Regulus and Sirius are related despite having known Sirius for years

Its actually driving me insane

I NEED this tv show

The American in me craves the reality show aspect

It's all I've been able to think about for days

[swag696942069]

I still think about this... This is my dead wife...

[my-castles-crumbling]

unite - @jeggyverses-jegulus-microfic - word count: 354

Regulus recoiled as he walked into the common room, shocked at the scene in front of him. There, seated at several couches in front of the fire, were Dorcas, Pandora, Barty, and Evan (which was normal) along with Lily Evans, Marlene McKinnon, Mary MacDonald, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and his own brother, Sirius Black.

He furrowed his eyebrows. It took a lot to get Slytherins and Gryffindors to unite. Whatever had happened was a big deal. 

"Who died?" he asked, only slightly kidding, wondering with a slight amount of hope if his parents had suffered some sort of accident. For a fleeting moment, he dreamed about how painful it might've been.

But Barty and Evan just chuckled. "Nobody. Sorry."

"We're here about you," Pandora added serenely, like it was normal for ten people to congregate and discuss his well-being.

"Really?" he asked, feeling a bit defensive.

"And James," Sirius added, smirking.

Now he felt a lot defensive. "Fuck off about it, Sirius, it's not your business-"

"We've decided that you two're dating now," Barty said bluntly.

He gaped. "I–what–?"

"Yeah. We got together and compared notes and realized you both've been insufferable," Sirius explained, rolling his eyes. "Sneaking around, pretending you don't fancy each other, talking about each other like you're not clearly obsessed. Merlin, Reg, even I’m for it, just to get you two to shut up a bit." Regulus flipped him a finger. "So it's settled. You don't have a choice, really."

Regulus stared around at the crowd, completely dumbfounded and a little furious. "Who's going to tell Potter this joyous news then?" he asked sarcastically.

"Tell me what?"

He wheeled around to see James there, standing at the entrance to the Slytherin common room with a note in his hand.

Dorcas spoke first. "You and Reg are dating now. Good luck and all, he's a bit of a handful, but your friends say you'll be happy, so-"

But James just shot Regulus an incredulous glance. "I–we've been dating for weeks now. What're they on about?"

And Regulus thoroughly enjoyed watching the entire group of people look to him with utter shock. 

[mybelovedmoon]

on the morning of wolfstar’s first father’s day as fathers, sirius wakes remus up by plopping two-month-old teddy right on his chest and waiting for the coos and drool to rouse remus. then they go downstairs and remus cooks them all breakfast while sirius tries to get the infant who can barely even see yet to say “dada” or “papa”. after breakfast they read him that picture book about the gay penguin dads even though teddy’s too small to have any idea what’s going on. teddy’s father’s day gift to them is sleeping a whole 1.5 hours at his first nap and not spitting up milk down their backs when they burp him all day. at night when they put him down for bed, they both look down at the perfect, teeny human being who loves and trusts them so much and who they love even more in return and get a bit teary, because they never thought they’d get the chance to be fathers and here they are.

[slytherin0607]

James: Regulus, catch.

Regulus: What—

James tosses him a chocolate frog.

Regulus: Why did you throw that at me?

James: Because I love you.

Regulus: That's not an explanation.

James: It is if you're me.

Sirius: I am begging you to stop.

James: Sorry. Regulus, my dearest, most beloved—

Sirius: Actually, don't stop. Keep talking. Maybe I'll die.

Remus: Sirius.

Sirius: Remus.

Remus: You're being dramatic.

Sirius: James called my brother "my dearest" before breakfast.

Remus: That's not a crime.

Sirius: It should be.

Peter: I think it's kind of sweet.

Sirius: Peter, don't encourage them.

Peter: They're literally just sitting there.

Sirius: Exactly.

Peter: …What?

Sirius: Look at them.

Everyone looks.

James: 😊

Regulus: 😐

James: 😊😊😊

Regulus: 😐

James: ❤️

Regulus: 😐

James: ❤️❤️❤️

Regulus: 😐

Sirius: You see it, right?

Peter: I don't.

Remus: I do.

Sirius: THANK YOU.

Remus: Regulus is smiling.

Sirius: WHERE?!

Remus: Internally.

Sirius: THAT'S NOT A THING.

Regulus: It is.

James: Reggie smiled at me yesterday.

Sirius: No, he didn't.

James: He did.

Sirius: Regulus doesn't smile.

Regulus: I do.

Sirius: Name one time.

Regulus: Yesterday.

Sirius: Traitor.

James: He smiled so much, actually.

Regulus: I smiled once.

James: It was beautiful.

Regulus: It lasted half a second.

James: The greatest half second of my life.

Sirius: Why are you like this?

James: Because I'm in love.

Sirius: Ew.

James: Because I'm in love with Regulus.

Sirius: EWWWW.

Remus: Sirius, you act like you just found them making out in the Great Hall.

Sirius: That happened last week.

James: We were not making out.

Regulus: We kissed once.

Sirius: IN PUBLIC.

James: It was a peck.

Sirius: IN PUBLIC.

Regulus: You're repeating yourself.

Sirius: Because I'm traumatized.

James: Regulus, can I have your hand?

Regulus: Why?

James: I want to hold it.

Regulus: That's ridiculous.

James: Please?

Regulus: Fine.

Regulus gives him his hand.

James: Excellent.

Sirius: I HATE THIS.

Peter: Why?

Sirius: Because he said that like he'd just won a business negotiation.

James: I did.

Regulus: He did.

James: Anyway, I have an announcement.

Remus: That's ominous.

Peter: Very ominous.

Sirius: If it's about Regulus, I'm leaving.

James: It's about Regulus.

Sirius: Goodbye.

James: Regulus called me handsome this morning.

Sirius: I'M STAYING JUST TO HATE.

Peter: He did?

James: He did.

Remus: What exactly did he say?

James: Word for word?

Remus: Sure.

James: I asked if my hair looked alright.

Remus: And?

James: He sighed deeply, looked at me, and said, "Potter, unfortunately, you're handsome no matter what you do."

Peter: That's adorable.

James: THANK YOU.

Regulus: It wasn't meant to be.

James: He thinks I'm handsome.

Regulus: That's not the point.

James: He called me handsome.

Regulus: Potter—

James: Handsome.

Regulus: Stop.

James: Handsome.

Regulus: Sirius, make him stop.

Sirius: Absolutely not. This is the first good thing that's happened to me all day.

James: Handsome.

Regulus: I regret everything.

James: You think I'm handsome.

Regulus: I am literally holding your hand right now. Of course I think you're handsome.

Silence.

James: …

Peter: …

Remus: …

Sirius: …

James: HE THINKS I'M HANDSOME.

Sirius: I'M JUMPING OUT A WINDOW.

[beautifullikeblood]

Evan with OCD refusing to touch Luna because how bad his intrusive thoughts are