I had a lizard that I burnt

It's pronounced: "I'm going to murder you too"

[aimgointumarderllutuu]

Personally, I couldn't be less interested on Splatoon Raiders. The gameplay looks exactly like everything we've seen on previous games to me. And the setting? Generic 3D Mario reject islands. What happend to the lively urban jungle populated by wacky diverse sea creatures? That was one of my favorite parts of Splatoon... And don't get me started on the Mechanic... another generic silent inkling/octoling? It's 2026, why can't I play as any of the idols yet?? They're the appealing ones with personality! Come on, Deep Cut would make great protagonists, they already have their own background in adventuring. I can't be the only one that feels this way.

[badassdemonsword]

[cantmakeyouloveme]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[aimgointumarderllutuu]

This post made me realize how grateful I should be. Now I only need Harry Potter and Star Wars to fade into obscurity and disappear entirely.

[codewitch]

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

[aimgointumarderllutuu]

I still think of the pathetic greyhound that was blown into a lake once... I need a pathetic greyhound in my life so bad

[segamascott]

[finalfantasyvii]

[aimgointumarderllutuu]

Youtube did this for me

Now I got 2! Chubby kitties.

[lmaonade]

idea i had

[lmaonade]

more

[gorps]

[niuniente]

(x)

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[redarmyscreaming]

Turn the volume on.

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[carbomcoco]

I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

[energyprison]

going back to videogames you played a ton as a kid is so funny cause your entire memory of it is of spending days and days on the first level of a game that turns out to be in total 5 hours long

[aimgointumarderllutuu]

Humanity has always yearned to return to the good times, to relive the good memories from the past. In a way, videogames allow you to to exactly that. You can return to that wonderful world where you had so much fun when you were a kid, and everything will be just like you remember. And you know what? It turns out it wasn't even that good.

[aimgointumarderllutuu]

Now that Brothership has resurrected the Mario and Luigi saga, we need a new game where Wario and Waluigi act as the diametrically opposed duo. Bonus points if you get the swap between the two pairs. I just know those two would steal the show in an rpg. Do you see my vision?

[aimgointumarderllutuu]

I don't know what the fuck Tumblr has against Hazbin Hotel. It's just another bad cringy show just like the other million bad cringy shows this website loves. God damn it, I don't even like it either.

[kristina100000]