you make a hell of a martini, mister

i love you more than jazz, babydoll (i tag spoilers with the initials and then the season.episode, like "td1.4" "ahs3.15")

[busket]

im posting this just to put it in my laugh rule tag because it was killing me eariler

[genderfuckt]

@mx-quinn @stinkgink @welkoozle @pdxstitch

[sherlocksflataffect]

actually crying and sprained an ab laughing

[theotherwesley]

I lost my shit so hard my boyfriend had to leave the room

[pocketcucco]

i can fix this

[goodtypography]

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[marivia]

When you and a friend are angry at the same thing

[chrissongzzz]

American Horror Story: Caucasian Males

[growing-grey]

have you ever looked at someone and thought…

i could look at you for hours and not get bored

[venomsnake420-deactivated201712]

thanks facebook for this very important information

[ghosthierophant]

 we gotta kinkshame fuckin fossils now

[lazerem]

It gets better when you see the newspaper headline

[lookatthiscoolthing]

[aguasdelchavo]

trying to sound like a normal interested person in public

[eaglebones-falconhawk]

Honk if you my is think truck

[interhai-blog]

*honks*

[xetl]

[sophomorealbum]

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

the one in the winnie the pooh shirt was the real beyonce here

[releaseyourmind]

I cannot believe

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

happy anniversary

[excima]

Back at it again

[ruinedchildhood]

deleted scenes

[zac--efren]

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

It’s caption “The First Angel To Greet You In Heaven” 😂😂😂😂

[bonitaapplebelle-deactivated201]

This was oddly comforting lol

[vibrayter-blog]

Omg pure comfort

[breenybby]

May this be the first face I see entering the gates I shall not be disappointed

[king-ly]

If just be happy that heaven got it right and put a nigga in the lead.

[slightmood]

I’VE McFALLEN

[werewolf1997]

ME AT WORK!!!!

[bajn]

how she think of that pun so quick she wasn’t even done falling yet

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[queeringfeministreality]

WHAT. THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT IM HERE FOR.