ain’t no crying in the fridge

plot twist i’m crying in the fridge

[shortvideosandstuff]

[aww-so-pretty]

this cat is so cute

[anarchy-kisses]

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[aintnocryinginthefridge-blog]

i feel this needs to be said

i understand that being lgbtq+++ is entiReLy different to being straight. i understand that. and i, a straight female, personally think gay people are honestly amazing and so funny, but some (NOT ALL) don’t seem to understand that straight people can too, like gays, have actual feelings towards relationships??? and towards other people?? one of my close friends (who is lesbian) is always talking about girls she meets, lovingly talks about them and constantly talking about her feelings towards them, and cool, i’m happy for you. but literally ANYTIME i mention a boy in any kind of way she rolls her eyes at me and goes on about how i’m a typical straight. what? am i not to have any sort of feelings of love just because i’m straight? there was literally a time where she said to me “oh you’d like this movie i watched, the main character has abs. that’s all you straights look for in guys isn’t it?”. . . no?i mean i’d qUite like a kind guy who had some sort of personality rather than just abs. it’d be nice to have the same kind of support back whenever i show interest in a boy. anyway, rant over.