The Absurdist

Why the long face?

[sheisraging]

louis never stood a chance man.

[airneeus]

Yaoi-hands Lestat:

I will have you.

Louis: *heart-eyes* Okay.

[steadynightruins]

Louis have you read this book? so much of it seems familiar mon cher

[airneeus]

As a mental health professional, I concur.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[callstoyoulikethewildgeese]

cursed bird site hive-mind

[texasbama]

I'm giving the paps my pussycat with no idea I would be in a fang fight less than an hour later.

LESTAT + his cunty corset top

[airneeus]

OMG, look at all the pink!!

Is that…TAYLOR SWIFT?!?

[littorella]

You're up early

[mapofthedreams]

lestat: enter sandman

(also here)

[airneeus]

Shhhh. Don’t disturb him. He’s flying.

[mostlyvampires]

Is ded.

[airneeus]

Finally.

[savagewilderness]

Omg the sexual tension is TOO MUCH (give us more!!!)

[crazykuroneko]

Always know where vampires stand on topics.

#InterviewWithTheVampire

[airneeus]

Lool

[queenoftheimps]

The end of Tale of the Body Thief

Lestat: -storms into the house- Do NOT ask me about my day, Louis, I'm not in the mood Louis: -wearily- You got yourself a second boyfriend in the Talamasca and he was the one who helped you get your body back so you chased him down and made him a vampire against his will after doing a whole villain monologue about it? And then cried a bunch? Lestat: ... Lestat: ... Lestat: ... Lestat: Maybe Lestat: but I do NOT want to be chastised OR answer any of your questions no matter HOW much you ask Louis: I don't need to, your second boyfriend's right here David Talbot: hi Lestat: AHH FUCK WHAT

[airneeus]

And with a brand new body! LOOOOLLLL!

[f-misc]

Jacob Anderson, Hannah Moscovitch, Assad Zaman, and Sam Reid interviewed at NYCC 2025 PART 1/2 -> (Part 2/2)

[marymooau]

Lord have mercy on my soul. This season will be the end of me.

[airneeus]

Bruuuce. I hope Akasha does away with him.

And HOoOoOO is blue no. 5?!?

[airneeus]

Oh shit wait…that’s MAGNUS! WHAT A GLOW UP!

[kindaorangey]

louis killing bruce in the teaser :333

[airneeus]

So Louis is gonna murk Bruce?!? That’s cool too.

[psycloclo]

You have to listen to all sides of a story to see the whole picture.

[airneeus]

Louis is DAAAMN FINE.

[psycloclo]

~glow in the dark

[coldeveryseason]